joke

[ughhibye 10+ year member]

A burglar broke into a Christian Family’s home one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; when he heard, a strange voice echoing from the dark saying,

“Jesus is watching you.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and froze. After awhile when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,

“Jesus is watching you.”

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

“Did you say that?” He whispered to the parrot.

“Yep,” the parrot squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.”

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? And what is your name?”

“Moses,” replied the bird.

“Moses?” the burglar laughed.

“Want kind of people would name a bird Moses?”

“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.”

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[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

meh

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Not too bad. Kind of funny.

 

[silver07 10+ year member]

its alright i give its a 6.....

 

[loopkiller 10+ year member]

I smiled, but no laughs.

 

[billjones42 10+ year member]

What did the fish say when he ran into the cement wall?

Dam.

Best joke ever. /thread

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

What did the fish say when he ran into the cement wall?
Dam.

Best joke ever. /thread

WINNAR!

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

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[yne721 10+ year member]

so a 40 year old man and a ten year old boy are walking into the woods at night, and the little boy says to the old man "i'm scared" and the man says to the boy "what the fuck are you scared about? i have to walk out of here by myself"