Jaw surgery in the morning.

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I've got an underbite and a crossbite that were too stubborn to be fixed with braces, so I'm going under the knife in the morning at 7:10. I've got to be there at 5, which means I have to wake up at 4. So, I just said forget it, I'm pulling an all nighter. I made a bigass T-bone for dinner... it was freaking amazing. I would upload pics, but I'm a lazy ***.

They're going to break my upper jaw and move it out and to the left, and then screw it back in. I'll be eating out of a bag for a month and a half. Anyone else ever had jaw surgery?

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[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

i could fix it for 10 bux

 

[memphisman 10+ year member]

Thats going to hurt like hell!!!

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Thats going to hurt like hell!!!

tell me about it. oxycodone ftw.

 

[Alpineforever 10+ year member]

tell me about it. oxycodone ftw.

You should just tough out the pain and when you finally recover you can sell them all for 5 a pill or more and make a busload of money... like 120 dollars!!!! Imagine what you could do with all of that?!?!?!

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

heh good luck fatty.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Good luck man, I think I would have personally stuck with the underbite //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Isn't oxycodone the weaker one (and 'cotin') is the heavy shit? I would make sure you get all the meds you need. I have been through a few big surgeries and know I usually get the 'cotin' version along with a nice perc chaser every 6-12 hours which has been my favorite painkiller combo so far.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

This fkin sucks.

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

owww

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

Gl To Recovery

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

bummer

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

This is bullshit. We have lost SpiderMonkey and you are bothering us with this trivial bullshit?

What about SM? Do you even care that he can't log on?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

what happened to SM //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
and wtf happened with the michael jackson surgury?

See link in my sig.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

You should take advantage of this event and start jogging daily. That combined with the feedbags might turn into a confidence boost. Then you could go outside and we won't have to deal with you as much!

WIN WIN!

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I've got an underbite and a crossbite that were too stubborn to be fixed with braces, so I'm going under the knife in the morning at 7:10. I've got to be there at 5, which means I have to wake up at 4. So, I just said forget it, I'm pulling an all nighter. I made a bigass T-bone for dinner... it was freaking amazing. I would upload pics, but I'm a lazy ***.
They're going to break my upper jaw and move it out and to the left, and then screw it back in. I'll be eating out of a bag for a month and a half. Anyone else ever had jaw surgery?

You're going to shed some weight......