Itz my BIRTHDAY!!!

[yacob.naif 10+ year member]

....And i'm 20 minutes late for work!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

I didn't even go out last night, ohhh man //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

Anyone got an excuse for me?

I'm gonna go with alien abduction.

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[Colt9699 10+ year member]

exploding diareha?

Happy Birthday!

 

[DaveT 10+ year member]

hemirage of the anal spchincter?

cant speel I'm tired but you get the idea

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

"i had to get the dead hooker out of my trunk"

never fails

 

[djman37 5,000+ posts]

"i had to get the dead hooker out of my trunk"
never fails

only if you haven't used it BEFORE!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

heyman, happy BD

 

[wesl56 10+ year member]

just use the backdoor... happy bday!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

have a good one....happy bday

 

[yacob.naif 10+ year member]

thanks guys

i just used the typical "just show up and start working like nothing's wrong" routine....

worked like a charm //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

I got caught in traffic, Happy B-Day

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

I got caught in traffic, Happy B-Day

thats a good one. I showed up at the office today and practically nobody is here.

 

[yacob.naif 10+ year member]

i intend on being late back from lunch as well...

i haven't eaten a home made sangwich for lunch in ages

looks like today is the day

 

[LeX 10+ year member]

i was late today too (my birthday) decided to sleep in

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

HBD Sub and Lex! Another good one is

"A lady had a flat tire so I gave her one of mine... had a hell of a time finding another one."

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Happy bithday to a fellow Ohioian. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Wait, your that crazy mofo that put up that one thread. Crazy Ohioan's FTL! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[liar2 10+ year member]

just say "I'm not going to lie to you" and walk away. Or, you can add "so I won't say anything" then walk away. Just make sure you don't start laughing. They'll be stunned and won't realize what happened.