It burns when I pee

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

It pees when I burn.

 

[85Caprice4d 10+ year member]

it burns while i pee while drifting //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[systemJLx 10+ year member]

i drank to much last night and i it burns a little when i pee.. But i think its just because of the dried *** that was still in it..

i laughed

 

[stuckinok 5,000+ posts]

bout to pass out from all the gheyness

 

[canadapettit 10+ year member]

Worried Freshman (Ryan Carlberg): "It's like this itchy, rashy, burning sensation. And it hurts when I..."

Van: "Dance?"

Worried Freshman: "No, when I pee!"

Van: "You hooked up with a burner. Didn't you?"

Worried Freshman: "yeah."

Van: "She seamed like a nice girl, said it was her first time. Yeah, you should always check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field. Liston, go to the campus hoppital. See stu. Tell him Van sent you. And remember, Don't be a fool, wrap your tool."

Worried Freshman: "Thanks Van, thanks a lot."

Van: "Dont't thank me. Thank penicillin

Gotta love Van Wilder

 

[DeboDaddy 10+ year member]

Lmao, this thead FTW!!

 

[~Magick_Man~ 10+ year member]

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

Update:

I drank alot of cranberry juice.......Now it burns when I poop.

 

[bumpin buick 5,000+ posts]

nice