is it me or is this phucked up??

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I've found the I'm fvcking your best friend that looks better then you tonight line works pretty well....jealous girls haha.

I have tried that and they always tell me well my friend wants to join. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif Yes I am lieing. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Wait, there was this one time when I was dating this one chick..............ah that is a long story.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Wemenz = teh //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ban.gif.ce8465566702ef9f72e97e794ed1c86a.gif.......

Wemenz......................//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

I have tried that and they always tell me well my friend wants to join. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif Yes I am lieing. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
Wait, there was this one time when I was dating this one chick..............ah that is a long story.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

That would be the best possible answer! Oh really? Well lets just see if she wants to join in...haha

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

get her drunk, **** her, and move on. wtf is the problem? your main goal is to **** her. if she is too drunk to remember who ****ed her, she won't know who the father is. now go get your penis ready and **** her brains out.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

That would be the best possible answer! Oh really? Well lets just see if she wants to join in...haha

Word!

 

[90accordman 5,000+ posts]

Since when does any guy know anything about women?
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its not like they are rocket science, its not hard at all

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

its not like they are rocket science, its not hard at all

no shit. all you gotta know is where the penis goes and there are 3 possible holes

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

no shit. all you gotta know is where the penis goes and there are 3 possible holes

Depends, some women have more. Depends how much of a heffer they are. I dont know why I said that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

get her drunk, **** her, and move on. wtf is the problem? your main goal is to **** her. if she is too drunk to remember who ****ed her, she won't know who the father is. now go get your penis ready and **** her brains out.

who said that was my main goal?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

who said that was my main goal?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

it should be. that is what women were created for. society has failed by teaching them how to talk and giving them civil rights

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

I've found the I'm fvcking your best friend that looks better then you tonight line works pretty well....jealous girls haha.

Do these virgins around here amuse anyone else?

Regal, maybe you should be trying to get with her instead of asking a bunch of car audio guys what to do.

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

It sounds like ur homie has a little bit of more skill with the ladies. Go to the party and show him up.......

Show him. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[90accordman 5,000+ posts]

anyone else find it funny that not once has he asked her out , but then is whiny about his boy inviting her over...if in 2 months she hasnt had the interest in seeing you

1. your not trying hard enough

2. she doesnt want you so

2a. try harder

2b. leave her alone

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

show up with no pants on and see what she says

 

[90accordman 5,000+ posts]

from what we talked about on AIM she doesnt seem to interested, youve asked her to hang out and it doesnt happen