Is it just me....?

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

Or are all SRT-4 owners cocky *** douche bags that act like there stock 14 second car is super duper fast?

and 14 seconds isnt even that fast. My station wagon does it in 17.5.

my conversation with cody, a proud owner of a blue SRT-4

Cody: Bro, i'm gettin catback exhaust system for the SRT.

Me: cool. That thing is still a slow POS neon, you know.

Cody: Dude okay what car can you get for under 20k that does the 1/4 mile in 14 seconds.

Me: My station wagon does it in 17.5 seconds. whoopty-fuckin-doo you'll get there 3.5 seconds faster than me.

Cody: **** YOU!

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[swaptrex 10+ year member]

and 14 seconds isnt even that fast. My station wagon does it in 17.5.
my conversation with cody, a proud owner of a blue SRT-4

Cody: Bro, i'm gettin catback exhaust system for the SRT.

Me: cool. That thing is still a slow POS neon, you know.

Cody: Dude okay what car can you get for under 20k that does the 1/4 mile in 14 seconds.

Me: My station wagon does it in 17.5 seconds. whoopty-fuckin-doo you'll get there 3.5 seconds faster than me.

Cody: **** YOU!

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some people care about speed.....thats why they choose to purchase fast vehicles. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[packerfan 10+ year member]

beretta's? wtf cares about beretta's?





a srt-4 will stomp a gtp...gtp's run like high 15's low 16's

high 14s low 15s average stock....And i have a beretta, well, 4 of them.

BTW-My beretta stock ran a 16.4 in the 1/4, which i know isnt fast but just using it as a comparison to what you said.

 

[packerfan 10+ year member]

THANK-YOU!!!! couldn't have said it better myself...comparing beretta's to a 350z!! lolpackerfan does it again!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

Are you so fvcking illiterate and cant comprehend what the fvck i typed? Go back and read you stupid fvck.

And say what you want about berettas but I myself like being ORIGIONAL and haveing something different and not a honda or neon like everybody and there brother has. Sure parts are hard to come by for them but whats the fun when you can go to walmart and find aftermarket parts for your car?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

Are you so fvcking illiterate and cant comprehend what the fvck i typed? Go back and read you stupid fvck.
And say what you want about berettas but I myself like being ORIGIONAL and haveing something different and not a honda or neon like everybody and there brother has. Sure parts are hard to come by for them but whats the fun when you can go to walmart and find aftermarket parts for your car?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

please do not say a Beretta is a rare vehicle, i see many around my area sporting aluminum wings, fart cans, and of course altezza-taillights!! i am curious what parts you can get for a honda at Wal-mart.

 

[Spkrman]

please do not say a Beretta is a rare vehicle, i see many around my area sporting aluminum wings, fart cans, and of course altezza-taillights!! i am curious what parts you can get for a honda at Wal-mart.

w00fer boxes... really really good ones too!

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

Or are all SRT-4 owners cocky *** douche bags that act like there stock 14 second car is super duper fast? They pick on saturns, 350z's, berettas etc but yet they dont go on the LS1/vette/cobra forums and talk shit....hmmm

hmmm.....i am reading this and still seeing that you are in-fact putting Beretta's in the same category as a Nissan 350z.

 

[packerfan 10+ year member]

please do not say a Beretta is a rare vehicle, i see many around my area sporting aluminum wings, fart cans, and of course altezza-taillights!! i am curious what parts you can get for a honda at Wal-mart.

Please dont tell me that honda's are rare vehicals...and yes theyre are some rare beretta out there (one of which i own and drive daily). You can buy tons of shit for hondas at wally world. I always see wings, 'cold air intakes' plastic hub caps etc that say made for honda right on them...

I have respect for people that put hondas in the 11-12 second range but its people like you that give them the bad image of haveing the badass attitude

 

[packerfan 10+ year member]

hmmm.....i am reading this and still seeing that you are in-fact putting Beretta's in the same category as a Nissan 350z.

Wow, you have a SERIOUS comprehensive problem, those vtec engines must be taking a toll on your brain...

Ill spell it out for ya...They go and what they call(they being srt4 queers) 'invade' forums LIKE the beretta forums, 350z forums and saturn forums and 'pick' on them because they are slower then their mommys srt4, and then brag about it on there forum. Can you under stand that?

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

Wow, you have a SERIOUS comprehensive problem, those vtec engines must be taking a toll on your brain...
Ill spell it out for ya...They go and what they call(they being srt4 queers) 'invade' forums LIKE the beretta forums, 350z forums and saturn forums and 'pick' on them because they are slower then their mommys srt4, and then brag about it on there forum. Can you under stand that?

thats fine and all, but atleast list some forums of equal gheyness...like new beetles, aerios, you know ghey cars...

wtf does "ORIGIONAL" mean?

i have a honda, and its original //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

Wow, you have a SERIOUS comprehensive problem, those vtec engines must be taking a toll on your brain...
Ill spell it out for ya...They go and what they call(they being srt4 queers) 'invade' forums LIKE the beretta forums, 350z forums and saturn forums and 'pick' on them because they are slower then their mommys srt4, and then brag about it on there forum. Can you under stand that?

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what performance parts does your car even have?? if any. you must have something better than an intake or exhaust, i would hope...due to all the shit-talking you do on here.

 

[packerfan 10+ year member]

thats fine and all, but atleast list some forums of equal gheyness...like new beetles, aerios, you know ghey cars...
wtf does "ORIGIONAL" mean?

i have a honda, and its original //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

I see 'em every day.

And the reason i didnt list beetles, aerios is because the srt4 queer group hasnt attacked them, thats WHY i listed what i did is because thats what there braging about on there forum.

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

wtf does "ORIGIONAL" mean?

i think it is short for "i can't spell for shit"

 

[jlaine 10+ year member]

Or are all SRT-4 owners cocky *** douche bags that act like there stock 14 second car is super duper fast? They pick on saturns, 350z's, berettas etc but yet they dont go on the LS1/vette/cobra forums and talk shit....hmmm

Nope... Just some of them are.

A lot of Firebird/Mustang owners are like that too - it's the age group that is the problem. I own a firechicken, so I'm part of that group - sort of - but not really.

One of my friends just bought a '05 SRT-4 (and just had his block replaced at 19,000 miles because of the recall they had... hehe).

I give him crap, he gives me crap. I'm still faster - and he can still seat 4 fairly comfortably. I'd never personally buy one, because they feel ridiculously cheap, even compared to my firebird - which sticker tagged at only 3g's more than his car back when it was brand new. (oh, and I didn't have to put cruise control in mine.)

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[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

I see 'em every day.
And the reason i didnt list beetles, aerios is because the srt4 queer group hasnt attacked them, thats WHY i listed what i did is because thats what there braging about on there forum.

do you frequent the aerio and new beetle forums alot? you know this for sure...i mean, if they're hitting the beretta forums, they're most-likely at the end of the line...

i dont doubt you see legends, just like i see beretta's...but ive never seen a cool looking beretta..where ive seen decent looking legends in moderation...