In Heaven There is no Beer...

bose301s
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I can break these cuffs
In Heaven there is no beer

That's why we drink it here

And when we're all gone from here

Our friends will be drinking all our beer.

In Heaven there is no snow.

That's why we want to go.

And when it's ten below,

Our friends will be freezing in the snow.

In Heaven there are no refs,

But here they're blind and deaf.

And when we all have left,

Our friends will be *****IN' AT THE REFS.

In Heaven there are no bones.

Who make those awful tones.

And when we all have flown

No one will be listenin' to the bones.

In Heaven there is no ***.

That's why we use "Brand X".

And when we hit the decks,

Our friends will be having all our ***

That is all.

 
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