i'm so whipped and domesticated

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

Lorena Bobbit????

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

I am forbidden to use the washing machine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Turn a nice shirt of hers pink one day and youll get out of laundry duty FOR LIFE! As for dishes and cleaning the house.. If I dont do it, no one will //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif Its usually a good hint for the wife to start cleaning when I start throwing shit around though.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

My wife works a ton and I work to, but 45 hours a week and I usually am home playing Mr. Mom with watching the baby and when the kids get out of school. Then having to tell them to do their homework and clean their bedroom........then either help me out, or go play outside......always outside they go, lawl...........which leads me to cleaning the rest of the place up from clothes, to dishes, to sweeping, dusting, organizing and all that BS. If it wasn't for me, the place would be a disaster!

Kinda becoming a pet peeve of mine to keep the place spotless.......which is impossible with 3 girls around..........probably soon to be 4! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif Find out monday if the new baby is a boy or a girl.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Oh yeah and I usually cook dinner Monday, Tuesday, Friday and one of the weekend nights.

Such is my life.........so different from 4 years ago.

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

I feel your pain man. But my home will NEVER be spotless, Ive given up on that battle. My garage is d@mn clean though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif I do 90% of the cooking as well //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

when you're done come over here, i got plenty of work you could do

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

WTF, put that bitch in her place, if you keep it up shes gonna start to think shes equal to you.

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

***

 

[Sanchito 10+ year member]

i was whipped/ sprung as hell for my lady. did everything i could for her.

then i found out she was goin around with this guy she works with.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

i was whipped/ sprung as hell for my lady. did everything i could for her.
then i found out she was goin around with this guy she works with.

So you killed her?

 

[sound_around]

i cook she cleans works out well because i sometimes say "everybodys on their own for dinner" then i dont have to cook but it still needs cleaned.

i dont wash dishes for anybody.if it was up to me we would only have paper plates and plastic spoons/forks...

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

So you killed her?

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif i was wondering why she never text me back last night

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Good for you!

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Do you **** his dick on demand too?