I'm officially a dumbass...

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

Well, last night was very interesting for me to say the least. After rolling around with this girl (she was driving my car around so I could drink) I went over to meet some friends at a little party. Needless to say I was already pretty well off on the drunken note, but some friends offered me some vodka so I couldnt turn it down. After a few glasses, and a refill, I decide to go back downstairs so say bye to a few people. As I start to step down the first stair my boot kinda slips off (I dont tie 'em) and I proceed to fall down a whole flight of wooden stairs. According to what my friends say I was more concerned about spilling my drink than catching myself so I wouldnt fall. When I woke up this morning it was hell. Ive got a fracture in my ankle from turning it over, a big ass knot on my head, and a busted ass hip that doesnt want to move. God I am a retard. Next time Ill stay away from staircases and untied timberlands.

Anyone else got any drunken injury stories?

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[paikiah 5,000+ posts]

oh ****, that must've hurt pretty bad...

well, at least now youv'e got time to clean your glock, plan a new system for your car and get maybe a tasergun built into the system.. I remember seeing one such alarm before... had a big arsed stungun type of stick that'll shock anythin that moves inside the vehicle... scary ****...

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by paikiah oh ****, that must've hurt pretty bad...

 

well, at least now youv'e got time to clean your glock, plan a new system for your car and get maybe a tasergun built into the system.. I remember seeing one such alarm before... had a big arsed stungun type of stick that'll shock anythin that moves inside the vehicle... scary ****...

wow...that sounds cool, I want one...

Speaking of planning a stereo, I need to build a box for my K and buy a new amp...In the meantime I think I'll just call some hot chicks and tell them to come take care of me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[violator5spd 10+ year member]

well one night i was pretty gone, and i hopped in a hot tub with some friends...with all my clothes on. i dont remember anything after that, but my cuz said when we got back to his house, i fell down 8 of his 12 stairs into a brick wall. he said i stood up and said "**** that hurt" then i laid down on the couch and i was out

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

One time we had a huge mother****in brawl...cops said there were over 300 people...and I'm a pretty big guy, but I usually don't get involved in fights unless I feel obligated to step in...anyway's, party was at one of my friends house, and a whole group of kids from the next town over decided to crash, not a good idea, fight broke out into street, and as I was tryin to get outta there, 2 kids went at it, bumpin into my trunk a few times. One kid I knew, and well the other kid was on my trunk, now I'm obligated, so I dropped him, 1 shot across his cheekbone. Holy **** did my hand hurt, but his face sure as hell must've hurt more....hehe...

 

[Corsica 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by snova031 One time we had a huge mother****in brawl...cops said there were over 300 people...and I'm a pretty big guy, but I usually don't get involved in fights unless I feel obligated to step in...anyway's, party was at one of my friends house, and a whole group of kids from the next town over decided to crash, not a good idea, fight broke out into street, and as I was tryin to get outta there, 2 kids went at it, bumpin into my trunk a few times. One kid I knew, and well the other kid was on my trunk, now I'm obligated, so I dropped him, 1 shot across his cheekbone. Holy **** did my hand hurt, but his face sure as hell must've hurt more....hehe...

**** bro thats a fierce story.........Brock I got a slight one but nowhere near as good as urs

XXX-mas party this past year. Go otu with the ex Juanita to it and we are back @ her house. Me, he mah boy Brent his girl Heidi, and our friend Kevin. We're doing body shots cause Kev-o is out COLD. Me and Brent start taking fukked up pix of Kevin. Fruit, cigs and bottels all around him. Some make up and wigs too. Well anyways later that nyte me and her are having fun I get out for a sec....needed a new beer. Went to go take a piss too, fell onto her bathtub and passed out there for an hr. Went back in da room, and she's stylle in da same position waiting for me to gte back. Now thatds devotion or what??

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

oh **** brock, haha nice story, your all the wizer now

 

[mattj 5,000+ posts]

oh ive got some good ones...but i dont remember them...

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[Brock 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by mattj oh ive got some good ones...but i dont remember them...

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haha

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by mattj oh ive got some good ones...but i dont remember them...

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So how do you know you have good stories eh you dumbass

 

[infinifosgate 10+ year member]

i was about 14, and i had went to a friends house to get ****ed up....needless to say, it was my first time drinking, and i proceeded to ride my bike....i didnt live that far away..but anyways, after countless shots of straight booze (i'm never drinking straight booze again) i rode my bike home. Now, you have to be a retard to ride a bike drunk. First off, i hit the curb and flew over the handle bars.....but thats not the worst part, i got up again and got back on my bike and rode some more...than it happened- BOOM right into a mailbox....not cool, i walked my bike home and went to sleep. Its all funny till you wake up and feel how stupid you are.

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

ouch

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

holy one and a half year bump batman!

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

holy one and a half year bump batman!

that would be 2 and a half

 

[Loudrango112 10+ year member]

nice one lemans

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

nice one lemans

you can say that again...

KAPOW!

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

outch bro.

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

eh i keep thinking this is 04 anyway

 

[electronicsgeek 10+ year member]

hahaah funny stuff... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif