Iguana's stubborn erection to get the chop

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

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ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's ****** activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

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[Kenny Pollock 10+ year member]

Jman, you are a weird fuck, lol

 

[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

LOL, this reminds me of a Dave Attel line..."there's nothing red'er than a dog's dick. That should be a new color in the crayola line-up.....Dog Dick Red."

 

[ssonic 10+ year member]

eh if i had two dicks i wouldn't mind losing the infected one. then agian could you imagine two girls a once ....

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

eh if i had two dicks i wouldn't mind losing the infected one. then agian could you imagine two girls a once ....

i'd use the infected one to **** regelr ugly ho friend

 

[Kenny Pollock 10+ year member]

i'd use the infected one to **** regelr ugly ho friend

Word.

 

[baseballer1100 5,000+ posts]

Interesting.

 

[ssonic 10+ year member]

Or, or, and this is just a thought but you could use the good penis for the puzzy and the infected one to preform anal. i don't know how freaky ya'll are but if this is to much that remember it was just a thought if not then thank me.

 

[SEVEN_ELEVEN 10+ year member]

so does he have 2 sets of balls??

 

[ssonic 10+ year member]

when you got two dicks who cares about balls

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Ghey.

nG

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

What I want to know, is why the hell is this in the news?>

 

[ssonic 10+ year member]

and why is that guy trying to say what the iguanna knows or feels as though they speak the same language

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

i'd use the infected one to **** regelr ugly ho friend

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[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

pwnt:laugh: