If you were Prime Minister today, What would you have done yesterday?

[brendan_121212]

A question from an Idiot reporter at CTV.

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[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

This thread made me want to go out and play jeezy.

 

[billjones42 10+ year member]

I would have woke up around 10 AM. First thing's first-a decent pi$$. Then maybe a breakfast bowl of the finest weed I could have one of my assistants find. From there we move on to calling the Queen to see if she was done borrowing my only copy of The Big Labowski. For lunch, I'd order up a big plate of fish and chips, cuz that's what those people eat. Then on to a football game(that's soccer for you americans). After rooting for Manchester United cuz my favorite color's red, I'd go back home for another bowl, or maybe a joint. Then a nice little power nap before supper of pizza or maybe some mexican. Then the evening bowl, then bed.

That would sum up my day yesterday, if I was the prime minister.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

I would have laughed at the stupid good-for-nothing Adscam Liberals because I know I'd beat their *****. I also would have told the extremist Bloc to take their little parcel of land and go far, far away.

But of course, I'm not the Prime Minister. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

What is a prime minister? Like Jerry Fallwell or something?

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

I would prank call all the heads of state who's phone number i had. Then i would invite anyone famous i ever wanted to meet over. I would then call mat daemon up and ask if he would come to canada for golfing or someshit who cares just want to bump him at the last minute and send the video to jimmy kimmel live.

oh and fly one of the jets i have access to over to vegas to get carrot tops autograph.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

This kinda reminds me of the Obama commercial that says McCain will cut taxes for wealthy corporations and give nothing to middle class families. In contrast, the commercial says, Obama will give middle class families 3x the tax break that McCain will give.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

This kinda reminds me of the Obama commercial that says McCain will cut taxes for wealthy corporations and give nothing to middle class families. In contrast, the commercial says, Obama will give middle class families 3x the tax break that McCain will give.

lol. They just started running that ad the other day. When it came on, my friend, said "see, he is gonna help out the middle class". I responded, "Three time zero equals zero. Maybe you do need a handout stupidass".

 

[brendan_121212]

You see in Canada the Liberal Leader Stephane Dion was doing this interview and the reporter asked him basically "If you were Prime Minister today, What would you have done yesterday?" So this question confused him, and then the networks (owned by Conservative jackasses) played this tape and made a big deal about it.

So then he lost the election because of all this bullshit.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

sux for him....

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

lol. They just started running that ad the other day. When it came on, my friend, said "see, he is gonna help out the middle class". I responded, "Three time zero equals zero. Maybe you do need a handout stupidass".

When I heard the commercial I turned to my 7 year old and asked, "what's 3 x 0?" Of course she knew the answer.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

Killed the former prime minister?

 

[Unholysavage 10+ year member]

You see in Canada the Liberal Leader Stephane Dion was doing this interview and the reporter asked him basically "If you were Prime Minister today, What would you have done yesterday?" So this question confused him, and then the networks (owned by Conservative jackasses) played this tape and made a big deal about it.
So then he lost the election because of all this bullshit.

I would argue that his carbon tax proposal hurt him 1000x worse than his poor english. IMO, he was all around just a poor choice to lead the liberals.

Yes I'm an Albertan, but I didn't vote conservative......

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

You see in Canada the Liberal Leader Stephane Dion was doing this interview and the reporter asked him basically "If you were Prime Minister today, What would you have done yesterday?" So this question confused him, and then the networks (owned by Conservative jackasses) played this tape and made a big deal about it.
So then he lost the election because of all this bullshit.

The question was:

If you were Prime Minister now, what would you have done that Stephen Harper has not done?

It is not near as complicated as you make it.

I have no problems with the carbon tax, and believe it can be implemented successfully in Canada as it has in other regions, particularly if it were revenue neutral. The reality for the Liberals is simply that Mr. Dion could not overcome his image amongst most Canadians, despite good showings in the debates.

Personally, I endorse ABC voting. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif