If somebody offered you $1,000,000,000 to slap your mom...

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

There were some guys locally that were firmly against it. That's what prompted me to make the thread here.

Then they are liars or have no clue what a billion dollars is. lol

 

[Why So Cereal? 5,000+ posts]

Then they are liars or have no clue what a billion dollars is. lol

I think they're liars too...but, when we talked about it, there was no "giving her cash to compensate" or soft slaps. You had to slap the stupid off of her face and give her nothing.

That MIGHT change a few viewpoints. I would still do it though.

 

[destined2race 10+ year member]

Gotta lower the bar here... what if someone came up to you with a briefcase with $100,000 in cold cash then would you? I would, id say sorry and give her a few thousand dollars and tell her to get over it. Shed understand, id hope.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Can't do it if she doesn't at least know why I did it. Then again, that's a lotta moola

 

[BlurredVision 10+ year member]

Chit, I'll let someone shoot me in the leg for that much. Screw a slap

 

[rebelfromva 10+ year member]

Slap her all the way to the bank lol. Da fuq kind of question is this? To have your whole family set for the rest of y'all's lives, do you even have to contemplate the answer? As many times as our mother has smacked us for no amount of money, to return the favor once in a lifetime for a billion is no question.

 

[TheUnderFighter 10+ year member]

Then they are liars or have no clue what a billion dollars is. lol

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[brooklynjoy2008 10+ year member]

If I didn't,and she found out, she would slap the shht outta me. She would want me to off her for a billion.