If Everything Works Out!!!

This is probably one of the dumbest threads I've ever seen made on this forum in the 4 years I've been here.

If you work 40hrs/week at $16, you're pulling in ~$500 week after taxes. That's ~$25k/yr.

Rent is $600, plus taxes+utilities, minimum $750. That's ~$10k yr gone. Now, you have ~$15k left.

Add in food (I'd say $50-75/week...we'll go with $50), gas (we'll keep it low and say $50/week for that as well), car payments (my car was $20k, I put down $2k and have a 2.9%APR, still pay $370/mo), let's say car payment is $400/mo, which is VERY low for the type of cars you're talking about, plus insurance (I'd wager around $400/mo as well) that's $900/mo, which now leaves you with ~$5k left over. Add in security deposit on apartment, furniture, and other miscellaneous costs, you'll have nothing left.

Also realize that the numbers I used were slightly on the low side, things will probably cost a little more...

 
Dude- don't get discouraged there are many bottom feeder banks out there that ill loan you 10-12g$ and dick you up the *** with state max apr- if you got a down payment of 20gs. If I were you though- I would move down to FL - much nicer there plus it sounds way cheap- then buy an older porsche or way older ferrari. Pick up chicks and have fun- don't get ***** by the ****ing banks.

Plus with 20gs- you are 2/3 of the way to a 2 or 3 year old Boxter or similar.

 
This is probably one of the dumbest threads I've ever seen made on this forum in the 4 years I've been here.
If you work 40hrs/week at $16, you're pulling in ~$500 week after taxes. That's ~$25k/yr.

Rent is $600, plus taxes+utilities, minimum $750. That's ~$10k yr gone. Now, you have ~$15k left.

Add in food (I'd say $50-75/week...we'll go with $50), gas (we'll keep it low and say $50/week for that as well), car payments (my car was $20k, I put down $2k and have a 2.9%APR, still pay $370/mo), let's say car payment is $400/mo, which is VERY low for the type of cars you're talking about, plus insurance (I'd wager around $400/mo as well) that's $900/mo, which now leaves you with ~$5k left over. Add in security deposit on apartment, furniture, and other miscellaneous costs, you'll have nothing left.

Also realize that the numbers I used were slightly on the low side, things will probably cost a little more...
on top of all that....what about the girls man...they ain't giving it up to no broke *** nukkas....if you drive a ferrari they expect you have some loot

 
poor kid hasnt even gotten th job and is thinking of buying a ferrari. it'll be hilarious if he doesnt get the job.

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poor kid hasnt even gotten th job and is thinking of buying a ferrari. it'll be hilarious if he doesnt get the job.
One thing I would like to know is what the f*ck company hands out bonus checks of $2k+ every couple months. Surely that's a pretty surefire way for a company to go bust? Especially since they only pay $16 an hour, which indicates its not a big company.

 
16/hr @40 hours= $640

$640x52 weeks in a year =$33,280-taxes = ~$27k

Lets say you work 10 hours overtime every week...not likley at all...

16x2x10=$320 a week x 52 weeks = $16,640-taxes is ~$12,900

Total is $39,900

Apartment in ohio is probly ~$500 a month

utilities is probly ~$100

Insurance in a fararri $400 a month (maybe more)

total of $1k with just that.

You are porbly going to bring home ~$3k a month if you do get to work all that overtime.

You might be able to handle that car payment with the 2k you have left over.

$80,000+tax=$86,600 tital and lisense =~$87,600

$87,600*8%(if you have perfect credit)=$94,608

$94,608/72months finance (if you can get that)= $1,314 a month. I know my math is probly WAY off, but I do know that to guess on what financing will be on a car you take $20 for every $1000 you finance, You are looking at $1.8 a month more then likley.

You know what the kicker is? 99% of the time a bank won't finance a car more then 5 or 6 years old.

Good luck with that... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 
i'll have to agree that this thread is hilarious, and the OP is way over his head.

but with 20 g's, why not work for alittle while and buy yourself a nice ride for around 25-30 g's. you could probably get a nice jag or mercedes. just slow down and live life.

 
One thing I would like to know is what the f*ck company hands out bonus checks of $2k+ every couple months. Surely that's a pretty surefire way for a company to go bust? Especially since they only pay $16 an hour, which indicates its not a big company.
my job does that but its about ever 6 mo here

 
i'll have to agree that this thread is hilarious, and the OP is way over his head.

but with 20 g's, why not work for alittle while and buy yourself a nice ride for around 25-30 g's. you could probably get a nice jag or mercedes. just slow down and live life.

F that...If he is 17 and already has 16g...invest it and buy your first house in cash. Even at 24 he should be able to double his cash.

 
F that...If he is 17 and already has 16g...invest it and buy your first house in cash. Even at 24 he should be able to double his cash.
if i had the 13k i walked away with after selling my dads house again, i'd have invested much more of it in a high yield money market acct and definatly make sure i can retire in 20 yrs

 
that car would be 15k to insure here

**** i got quoted 9k a year for a G35, and Im 28 with a good rec. no accidents

even if you did find a way to get a ferrari, what if it breaks? there goes a month of work..

 
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