I wanna get in shape.

[bigdjayz 10+ year member]

this is the funniest thread ive seen in awhile

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

In my experience, the best way to learn martial arts is to fight young kids. You can try out all kinds of moves you have seen on youtube and if they don't work out it's no big deal. That makes a lot more sense than messing with someone who could hurt you.

 

[bass-aholic 10+ year member]

i think you should start by eating.

i eat all day //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[DePratt 10+ year member]

careful what young kids you fight, you might find an 8th grade national champ in boxing or wrestling and ull get your sh!t spanked

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

In my experience, the best way to learn martial arts is to fight young kids. You can try out all kinds of moves you have seen on youtube and if they don't work out it's no big deal. That makes a lot more sense than messing with someone who could hurt you.

i would just go to a daycare or elementary school. around 12ish when they're outside.

then practice the lou kang kick

 

[2000LaDe 10+ year member]

Wii SPORTS FTW!!!!!

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

i think you should start by eating.

lol

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Wii SPORTS FTW!!!!!

i dont think OP is gay but if so then this would be a good choice.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

careful what young kids you fight, you might find an 8th grade national champ in boxing or wrestling and ull get your sh!t spanked

The chances of that are kinda slim.

i would just go to a daycare or elementary school. around 12ish when they're outside.
then practice the lou kang kick

Another reason to be excited about Fall.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

round is a shape.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

round is a shape.

indeed. so is fat

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

well i was more interested in like....ninja training...not how to get in shape. i wanna be able to kill people with one punch to the face!!!!!

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[DePratt 10+ year member]

The chances of that are kinda slim.

lol but wouldnt that be some sh!t if it happened

 

[bass-aholic 10+ year member]

well this thread failed.....

 

[bk12321 10+ year member]

gym

or dojo