He walked in on me and my father tag team fVcking a dead dear. Nothing too unusual about that, but this time it was my roomate's deer.
I don't know how much you know about the Starkville, MS and the sorrounding counties, but to say that this is a breach of etiquette is a huge understatement. It is an infringement on the most basic of property rights. I am afraid that my roomate will leave me forever. At the very least, I am sure he will demand some type of restitution, such as a night with my goat. The bad thing is that dad doesn't really seem to care, and it was his idea.