I think I have a brain eating emeba

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

cool story

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

Well look at it this way.....

If its just eating your brain, well you should be just fine as it will not be with you for very long.....

It should starve to death very shortly.....

plus the fact that when its done you will fit right in with 99% of the people on this forum they won't be able to tell the difference..

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

were you using a netipot?

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

Did you mean: ameba?

a·me·ba   /əˈmibə/ Show Spelled[uh-mee-buh] Show IPA

noun, plural -bas, -bae  /-bi/ Show Spelled[-bee] Show IPA.

1. any of numerous freshwater, marine, or parasitic one-celled protozoa of the order Amoebida, characterized by a granular nucleus surrounded by a jellylike mass of cytoplasm that forms temporary extensions, or pseudopodia, by which the organism moves, engulfs food particles, and forms food vacuoles.

2. a protozoan of the genus Amoeba, inhabiting bottom vegetation of freshwater ponds and streams: used widely in laboratory studies.

World English Dictionary

amoeba or ameba (əˈmiːbə)

— n , pl -bae , -bas

any protozoan of the phylum Rhizopoda , esp any of the genus Amoeba, able to change shape because of the movements of cell processes (pseudopodia). They live in fresh water or soil or as parasites in man and animals

My conclusion: You contracted this disease from not washing your hands and not cooking your food.