I just masterbated

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Because I'm at 5k posts.

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[sumone 10+ year member]

I guess that's a plausible reason...

congratulations on your nu.....um, 5k posts.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I had to make one of these threads simply to look cool.

Am I cool now?

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Yes, there is 100% justification for that.

If I can get drunk and sing at the top of my lungs to my computer, you can beat off at 5000 posts.

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

If I can get drunk and sing at the top of my lungs to my computer, you can beat off at 5000 posts.

Did it hear you?

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

nice

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

congrats

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

I think it's 'masturbated' but who cares?

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Yes, there is 100% justification for that.
If I can get drunk and sing at the top of my lungs to my computer, you can beat off at 5000 posts.

Drunken singing is one of the most rewarding things in the world.

That, and watching midgets have ***.

Or just watching midgets.

Or just midgets in giant penis costumes.

Or just penis's.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I think it's 'masturbated' but who cares?

na na na...see, I'm a pro at it, so I say "master" bated.

yea,its corny, ...........wut....

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

na na na...see, I'm a pro at it, so I say "master" bated.
yea,its corny, ...........wut....

For a second, I thought you were being for real....

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

Da/mn...there's a post for every minute so far....exluding 12:12(gmt-5)...

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

For a second, I thought you were being for real....

If I was serious about that, I'd fuking shoot myself.

Ever since college started, I can't really say I've beat it that much...let alone at all.

Maybe once or so since I've been here.

 

[Gauntlet 5,000+ posts]

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

Now it's about masterbating eh?

Drunken singing>masterbating, IMO.....