i just ate a hot pepper and picked my nose

i'm an effin dumbass. i took a piss without even thinking what happened to my nose could happen somewhere else.

i am really suffering now.

 
i'm an effin dumbass. i took a piss without even thinking what happened to my nose could happen somewhere else.
i am really suffering now.
haaaaaahaaaaaaa

Isn't it nice how the heat/pain takes a minute or two to really kick in //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
i'm an effin dumbass. i took a piss without even thinking what happened to my nose could happen somewhere else.
i am really suffering now.
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Try using hot sauce for lube.

Better yet, I dare someone to put icy/hot on their genitals.

I've done the icy/hot thing before - not intentionally but rubbed some on the wifes back and then itched the nutz... ahhh really discomforting!

Now try goin' at it with a bar of Lava Soap in the shower!!

 
A friend of mine had this stuff that you add to food that your making and its like 100x hotter than tobasco. Well I dipped my pinky in the cap and tasted it. Not thinking after that I touched my nose and rubbed my eyes. It was the worst thing I ever experienced. My eyes were all red and blood shot and my face was on fire.

 
Tell me more about this "pepper".
It was orange.

do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the face right now.....for being a tard
me > you.

Well I ended up dunking my package in a cup of milk. It did the trick. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
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