AUG. 1
Moved to our new home in OHIO. It is so beautiful here. The country
is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with snow. I LOVE IT
HERE
OCT. 14
OHIO is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning
all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they
are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I LOVE IT
HERE.
NOV. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill
such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it
will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white.
It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and
shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the
snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful
place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again
that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.
DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to
work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. ****ing Snowplow!
DEC. 22
More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my
hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits
until I'm done shoveling. That *******!
DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted ass. Mother ****ing snow. If I ever get
my hands on that son-of-a-***** who drives that snowplow, I swear I will
castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this
****ing ice.
DEC. 28
More of the same **** last night. Been inside since Christmas day
except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is
buried in a mountain of white ****. The weatherman says expect another 10
inches of this **** tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10
inches is?
JAN. 1
Happy ****ing New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34
****ing inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th
of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and **** for brains had the
balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6
shovels already, shoveling out the **** he plowed into my driveway. I broke
the 7th shovel over his ****ing head.
JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food
and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the ****er.
Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed
them all last November.
MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body
is rotting away from all the ****ing salt they keep dumping all over the
roads. It really looks like a piece of ****.
MAY 10
Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right
****ing mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of OHIO!!