Hypothetically speaking....

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

Like that joke...guy is getting ready to marry some chick. He is sitting at the girls house when the chicks very hot little sister walks in. Tells him she wants to screw his brains out upstairs. She says she will be waiting for him. Guy jumps up and runs outside. The girls father is waiting there with a big smile on his face. Dad says that he passed the test and is a good faithful honest person blah blah blah.
Moral of the story: Keep your condoms in the car.

actually the joke is,

moral of the story: dont keep your condoms in the car.

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

if you've got kids and a good marriage, then you wouldn't want to cheat, you'd call a single buddy to bang her, like....me

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

What is love?

What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?

Is it not the sweetest flower?

Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?

Does not the wind love the dirt?

Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?

Are you with someone tonight?

Do not question your love.

Take your lover by the hand.

Release the power within yourself.

Your heard me, release the power.

Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.

Conquer heaven with one intimate caress.

That's right don't be shy.

Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.

-By Leon Phelps

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?

Is it not the sweetest flower?

Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?

Does not the wind love the dirt?

Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?

Are you with someone tonight?

Do not question your love.

Take your lover by the hand.

Release the power within yourself.

Your heard me, release the power.

Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.

Conquer heaven with one intimate caress.

That's right don't be shy.

Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.

-By Leon Phelps

i thought you were refering to night at the roxberry...lolz

 

[BlackMaxima 10+ year member]

Okay.
You have known your now wife for about 6 years, since you and her both were in high school.

During your weekends you would spend time with her and her best friend who was single pretty much the entire time.

The friend gets married a few months before you and your now wife do. The friend's husband is an airmen and they move in together on base a few states away.

You and your wife stay in the same general area and start a family.

The friend calls one day saying she is flying in to stay for a few nights, and will be staying at a hotel close by.

The friend gets in, and gets plastered....shit faced whatever. Your wife asks you to drive her back to the hotel, being you are the only sober one around. You agree.

As you pull up to the hotel, the friend asks if you will walk her up to the room, blah blah blah. So you do. You get to the room and she says she has something to show you.

She walks back into the room wearing pretty much nothing and says she has been wanting to bang you since she has known you.

What do you do?

Your married. She is married. Your wife's best friend. She is pretty hot, btw.

Hypothetically speaking, of course.....

i would do her. Hypothetically speaking

 

[BlackMaxima 10+ year member]

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?

Is it not the sweetest flower?

Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?

Does not the wind love the dirt?

Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?

Are you with someone tonight?

Do not question your love.

Take your lover by the hand.

Release the power within yourself.

Your heard me, release the power.

Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.

Conquer heaven with one intimate caress.

That's right don't be shy.

Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.

-By Leon Phelps

Hypothetically speaking that is soooooo BS

not Hypothetically speaking its not that bad

 

[bikinpunk 10+ year member]

Don't get married if you don't love your wife enough to not cheat on her. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

If it's that bad, get divorced.

 

[dyabolical 10+ year member]

I personally would never cheat on my wife.

Though the story is based off of real life events, the hotel room and all that is junk. She is actually a really cool gal, and her husband is pretty cool to. He actually came down with her and they stayed in our guest room.

She did get plastered though, and her hubby had a hell of a time cleaning it up. >

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

why are you surprised at the answers?

 

[dyabolical 10+ year member]

I just expected the replies to be more...childish..i guess?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

We can be mature if need be

 

[dyabolical 10+ year member]

Apparantly so...

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

**** and spit.

 

[dyabolical 10+ year member]

Yeah, more like that reply...

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

Chris Hansen would walk in and solve all the problems.