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[David19 10+ year member]

Pretty funny site i found how to kill yourself... its more in a joking way..

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Click to read more...

 

[David19 10+ year member]

# Lick a hooker's ***:

Manliness: 0 Style: 1 Awesomeness: 1 Mess: 10

What you need: a hooker, $0.75.

How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "*** buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ***. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not *** (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap *******! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!

That's it for now. Just remember: it's your *******, have fun with it.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

So are you going to kill yourself?

 

[Seth_3515 10+ year member]

that made me chuckle lol

 

[JeepCreepin96 10+ year member]

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[Z-Ro 10+ year member]

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x2, i think the first time i saw this i was in high school.

 

[JeepCreepin96 10+ year member]

posted on his sight in 04

 

[David19 10+ year member]

So are you going to kill yourself?

No i was hoping you would use this site.