HonkyKong
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Remember the old days when the papers would report on a crime and they would always
give you a description of the perp? You know, black male 5'6" 350 pounds and
carrying a bag of McDonald's French Fries. I think they stopped doing that about 10
years ago. I'm not sure why because in the past giving a description of the perp
helped to apprehend these clowns. My guess is that it became a faux paux to mention
race when reporting violent crime especially in light of the fact that it has become
so redundant to say 'black male' over and over and over again.
So as a service to the readers I am providing an informative guide to help you to
ascertain if characters in the crime story are ******s.
First off you can almost never go wrong in assuming that the perp will always be a
****** especially if it's a violent crime against a person. The law of averages is
on your side.
The ridicules names are a dead giveaway that a ****** was involved. You know the
types I'm talking about. You might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus
Williams, was gunned down/gunned someone down..."
If you hear the words 'aspiring' and 'rapper' in the same article you can assume
that the whole debacle involved ******s. 'Aspiring' is just a nice way of saying
unemployed loser. I mean you are either doing what you want to or you're not.
'Aspiring' is just daydreaming. As for 'rapper', well it may be cliche` but all
******s think they are rappers. It's the white boy equivalent of dreaming to grow up
to be president. The only difference is that the most white boys drop the allusion
around age 12. ******s 'aspire' to be rappers well into old age, which would be
around 32. You might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring
rapper, was gunned down/gunned someone down..."
The time and day are virtually always dead give aways that a ****** was involved.
Friday and Saturday nights can go either way but Mondays and Tuesdays between the
hours of midnight and 4:00 a.m. are the ******'s time slot. You might read something
like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned down/gunned
someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m...."
Any mention of 'basketball' is a sure give away that ******s were involved all the
way around. Now I like basketball as a recreation but ******s are simply obsessed
with chasing other ******s in shorts around clay courts. Success on the basketball
courts is of prime concern to the ****** and is right up there with X to the Z and
East Coast vs. West Coast. So it's perfectly understandable that murder is the
appropriate course of action when fouled or after a close loss. You might read
something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned
down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball
court..."
Yes and lets not forget a mention of some sort of housing 'development' which is a
nice word for 'project' which is a nice word for 'slum' which is a nice word for 50%
taken out of your paycheck every week to subsidize worthless ******s. Housing
developments are to ******s what the trailer park is to Cletus and Jethro. You might
read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned
down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball court
outside of the Harriet Tubman Butterbean Housing Development..."
Then there's the vain attempt by the guilty white reporter to humanize the mook. It
always involves mention his of his nickname (all ******s have nicknames even if its
only known to themselves) and some meaningless trivia that no one could ever really
substantiate either way. I suppose this is an attempt to create some sort of
sympathy for the perp/victim, often one in the same, or some sort of outrage. You
might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was
gunned down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball
court outside of the Harriet Tubman Butterbean Housing Development. Williams also
known as 'Peek-a-boo' was best known for his warm smile..."
The "shout out" is usually a clear indication that ******s are involved. Even
though there are never any witnesses, and this is absurd since there are always like
3,000 ******s around the way in the vicinity of every event, there are always plenty
of 'relatives' on hand to get a camera shot or a quote about how wonderful their
perp/victim 'relative' was. Most respectable people would be too distraught or
ashamed to blab to reporters but not ******s. It's usually a grandmother or great
grandmother and the age never seems to fit within the appropriate breeding age. You
might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was
gunned down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball
court outside of the Harriet Tubman Butterbean Housing Development. Williams also
known as 'Peek-a-boo' was best known for his warm smile. Peek-a-boo's great
grandmother 32 year old Gomiqua Johnson had this to say, 'Rakeem was like you know
all up in my bidness you know and then Kamiqua say Rakeem blah, blah, blah'..."
give you a description of the perp? You know, black male 5'6" 350 pounds and
carrying a bag of McDonald's French Fries. I think they stopped doing that about 10
years ago. I'm not sure why because in the past giving a description of the perp
helped to apprehend these clowns. My guess is that it became a faux paux to mention
race when reporting violent crime especially in light of the fact that it has become
so redundant to say 'black male' over and over and over again.
So as a service to the readers I am providing an informative guide to help you to
ascertain if characters in the crime story are ******s.
First off you can almost never go wrong in assuming that the perp will always be a
****** especially if it's a violent crime against a person. The law of averages is
on your side.
The ridicules names are a dead giveaway that a ****** was involved. You know the
types I'm talking about. You might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus
Williams, was gunned down/gunned someone down..."
If you hear the words 'aspiring' and 'rapper' in the same article you can assume
that the whole debacle involved ******s. 'Aspiring' is just a nice way of saying
unemployed loser. I mean you are either doing what you want to or you're not.
'Aspiring' is just daydreaming. As for 'rapper', well it may be cliche` but all
******s think they are rappers. It's the white boy equivalent of dreaming to grow up
to be president. The only difference is that the most white boys drop the allusion
around age 12. ******s 'aspire' to be rappers well into old age, which would be
around 32. You might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring
rapper, was gunned down/gunned someone down..."
The time and day are virtually always dead give aways that a ****** was involved.
Friday and Saturday nights can go either way but Mondays and Tuesdays between the
hours of midnight and 4:00 a.m. are the ******'s time slot. You might read something
like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned down/gunned
someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m...."
Any mention of 'basketball' is a sure give away that ******s were involved all the
way around. Now I like basketball as a recreation but ******s are simply obsessed
with chasing other ******s in shorts around clay courts. Success on the basketball
courts is of prime concern to the ****** and is right up there with X to the Z and
East Coast vs. West Coast. So it's perfectly understandable that murder is the
appropriate course of action when fouled or after a close loss. You might read
something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned
down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball
court..."
Yes and lets not forget a mention of some sort of housing 'development' which is a
nice word for 'project' which is a nice word for 'slum' which is a nice word for 50%
taken out of your paycheck every week to subsidize worthless ******s. Housing
developments are to ******s what the trailer park is to Cletus and Jethro. You might
read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned
down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball court
outside of the Harriet Tubman Butterbean Housing Development..."
Then there's the vain attempt by the guilty white reporter to humanize the mook. It
always involves mention his of his nickname (all ******s have nicknames even if its
only known to themselves) and some meaningless trivia that no one could ever really
substantiate either way. I suppose this is an attempt to create some sort of
sympathy for the perp/victim, often one in the same, or some sort of outrage. You
might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was
gunned down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball
court outside of the Harriet Tubman Butterbean Housing Development. Williams also
known as 'Peek-a-boo' was best known for his warm smile..."
The "shout out" is usually a clear indication that ******s are involved. Even
though there are never any witnesses, and this is absurd since there are always like
3,000 ******s around the way in the vicinity of every event, there are always plenty
of 'relatives' on hand to get a camera shot or a quote about how wonderful their
perp/victim 'relative' was. Most respectable people would be too distraught or
ashamed to blab to reporters but not ******s. It's usually a grandmother or great
grandmother and the age never seems to fit within the appropriate breeding age. You
might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was
gunned down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball
court outside of the Harriet Tubman Butterbean Housing Development. Williams also
known as 'Peek-a-boo' was best known for his warm smile. Peek-a-boo's great
grandmother 32 year old Gomiqua Johnson had this to say, 'Rakeem was like you know
all up in my bidness you know and then Kamiqua say Rakeem blah, blah, blah'..."
