How to spot a reggin in the news

HonkyKong
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Remember the old days when the papers would report on a crime and they would always

give you a description of the perp? You know, black male 5'6" 350 pounds and

carrying a bag of McDonald's French Fries. I think they stopped doing that about 10

years ago. I'm not sure why because in the past giving a description of the perp

helped to apprehend these clowns. My guess is that it became a faux paux to mention

race when reporting violent crime especially in light of the fact that it has become

so redundant to say 'black male' over and over and over again.

So as a service to the readers I am providing an informative guide to help you to

ascertain if characters in the crime story are ******s.

First off you can almost never go wrong in assuming that the perp will always be a

****** especially if it's a violent crime against a person. The law of averages is

on your side.

The ridicules names are a dead giveaway that a ****** was involved. You know the

types I'm talking about. You might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus

Williams, was gunned down/gunned someone down..."

If you hear the words 'aspiring' and 'rapper' in the same article you can assume

that the whole debacle involved ******s. 'Aspiring' is just a nice way of saying

unemployed loser. I mean you are either doing what you want to or you're not.

'Aspiring' is just daydreaming. As for 'rapper', well it may be cliche` but all

******s think they are rappers. It's the white boy equivalent of dreaming to grow up

to be president. The only difference is that the most white boys drop the allusion

around age 12. ******s 'aspire' to be rappers well into old age, which would be

around 32. You might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring

rapper, was gunned down/gunned someone down..."

The time and day are virtually always dead give aways that a ****** was involved.

Friday and Saturday nights can go either way but Mondays and Tuesdays between the

hours of midnight and 4:00 a.m. are the ******'s time slot. You might read something

like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned down/gunned

someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m...."

Any mention of 'basketball' is a sure give away that ******s were involved all the

way around. Now I like basketball as a recreation but ******s are simply obsessed

with chasing other ******s in shorts around clay courts. Success on the basketball

courts is of prime concern to the ****** and is right up there with X to the Z and

East Coast vs. West Coast. So it's perfectly understandable that murder is the

appropriate course of action when fouled or after a close loss. You might read

something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned

down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball

court..."

Yes and lets not forget a mention of some sort of housing 'development' which is a

nice word for 'project' which is a nice word for 'slum' which is a nice word for 50%

taken out of your paycheck every week to subsidize worthless ******s. Housing

developments are to ******s what the trailer park is to Cletus and Jethro. You might

read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned

down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball court

outside of the Harriet Tubman Butterbean Housing Development..."

Then there's the vain attempt by the guilty white reporter to humanize the mook. It

always involves mention his of his nickname (all ******s have nicknames even if its

only known to themselves) and some meaningless trivia that no one could ever really

substantiate either way. I suppose this is an attempt to create some sort of

sympathy for the perp/victim, often one in the same, or some sort of outrage. You

might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was

gunned down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball

court outside of the Harriet Tubman Butterbean Housing Development. Williams also

known as 'Peek-a-boo' was best known for his warm smile..."

The "shout out" is usually a clear indication that ******s are involved. Even

though there are never any witnesses, and this is absurd since there are always like

3,000 ******s around the way in the vicinity of every event, there are always plenty

of 'relatives' on hand to get a camera shot or a quote about how wonderful their

perp/victim 'relative' was. Most respectable people would be too distraught or

ashamed to blab to reporters but not ******s. It's usually a grandmother or great

grandmother and the age never seems to fit within the appropriate breeding age. You

might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was

gunned down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball

court outside of the Harriet Tubman Butterbean Housing Development. Williams also

known as 'Peek-a-boo' was best known for his warm smile. Peek-a-boo's great

grandmother 32 year old Gomiqua Johnson had this to say, 'Rakeem was like you know

all up in my bidness you know and then Kamiqua say Rakeem blah, blah, blah'..."

 
Part deux

After we have been sufficiently buttered up they start laying the truth on us. At

this point even if there were no other indicators we are now convinced that a ******

was involved because of the utter pettiness that led to a homicide. Reasons for

murder include but are not limited to sneakers, a 10 dollar bill, pork chops, X Box

games, bling-bling, X to the Z and East Coast vs. West Coast. You might read

something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned

down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball court

outside of the Harriet Tubman Butterbean Housing Development. Williams also known as

'Peek-a-boo' was best known for his warm smile. Peek-a-boo's great grandmother 32

year old Gomiqua Johnson had this to say, 'Rakeem was like you know all up in my

bidness you know and then Kamiqua say Rakeem blah, blah, blah'... Apparently the

altercation, which led to murder, stemmed from an earlier dispute over some stolen

pork chops..."

And finally we'll get to the truth that the perp/victim was "known to the police"

This is a nice way of saying that the perp/victim was a low life criminal. Now you

know it's a ****** because if the dude were white we would have gotten his entire

rap sheet in the first sentence peppered with some allegations that he may have been

a "racist". Ask any grizzled veteran cop and he will tell you that more often than

not these "tragic" events are between one dirt bag and another. The line between

perp and victim is fine in the ******'s world. It's a rare and unlikely event that

Rakeem was on his way to the 4-H club or a part time job when he got clipped. The

aspiring rapper virtually always has a record. You might read something like this,

"Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned down/gunned someone down

Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball court outside of the Harriet

Tubman Butterbean Housing Development. Williams also known as 'Peek-a-boo' was best

known for his warm smile. Peek-a-boo's great grandmother 32 year old Gomiqua Johnson

had this to say, 'Rakeem was like you know all up in my bidness you know and then

Kamiqua say Rakeem blah, blah, blah'... Apparently the altercation, which led to

murder, stemmed from an earlier dispute over some stolen pork chops. Mr. Williams is

apparently known to the police and is a person of interest in some other crimes..."

Not content to leave us with all we really need to know the white reporter feels

obligated to make one last attempt to humanize the sad sack of shit with more claims

that no one could or would bother to substantiate. And lets not forget the final

sympathy plug of for all his bastard children who will most likely follow in his

footsteps. It's the only time you will ever see any meaningful association between

Rakeem and his bastards. You might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus

Williams an aspiring rapper, was gunned down/gunned someone down Tuesday at

approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball court outside of the Harriet Tubman

Butterbean Housing Development. Williams also known as 'Peek-a-boo' was best known

for his warm smile. Peek-a-boo's great grandmother 32 year old Gomiqua Johnson had

this to say, 'Rakeem was like you know all up in my bidness you know and then

Kamiqua say Rakeem blah, blah, blah'... Apparently the altercation, which led to

murder, stemmed from an earlier dispute over some stolen pork chops. Mr. Williams is

apparently known to the police and is a person of interest in some other crimes.

Rakeem was making plans to go back to school to get his GED so he could work in the

field of security. He leaves behind 7 children twins Wakeem and Akeem Jones 12,

Lobiqua Smif 13, Jerome "Booty" Williams 5, Jose "Paco" Lopez 23, Lomain Washington

1 and Cash Money 18..."

And last but not least we will get some plug from some local shyster known as "da

preacher". Protestant ministers in ****** churches have no qualms about violating

church and state relationships at any opportunity especially if there's grant money

involved. Every dead ****** represents dollars to the Reverend Grits and Gravy and

every dead ****** presents the Reverend an opportunity to spew his message.

Protestant ministers in the white churches would like to help but they're too

wrapped up in validating homosexual marriages and committing other heresies. You

might read something like this, "Rakeem Cleophus Williams an aspiring rapper, was

gunned down/gunned someone down Tuesday at approximately 3:30 a.m. on a basketball

court outside of the Harriet Tubman Butterbean Housing Development. Williams also

known as 'Peek-a-boo' was best known for his warm smile. Peek-a-boo's great

grandmother 32 year old Gomiqua Johnson had this to say, 'Rakeem was like you know

all up in my bidness you know and then Kamiqua say Rakeem blah, blah, blah'...

Apparently the altercation, which led to murder, stemmed from an earlier dispute

over some stolen pork chops. Mr. Williams is apparently known to the police and is a

person of interest in some other crimes. Rakeem was making plans to go back to

school to get his GED so he could work in the field of security. He leaves behind 7

children, twins Wakeem and Akeem Jones 12, Lobiqua Smif 13, Jerome "Booty" Williams

5, Jose "Paco" Lopez 23, Lomain Washington 1 and Cash Money 18. The Reverend Bishop

Apostle Money-Money was on the scene and had this to say, " The def of Rakeem

represents the inequality that still exist within our communities of color (Amen,

Amen). If I-I mean we had more grant money for more summer jobs I- I mean we..."

I'm sure I could keep adding to the nuances but you get the point. Now go pick up

your local paper and read the crime blotter and see if you can ID the perp/victim as

a ******.

 
why are all whiteboys predjudice on the internet?I never hear them say this type of stuff in my face,I guess they are smart,they know they would get their hillbilly azzes handed to them,cowards.

 
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still makes me laugh when i see this clip

 
why are all whiteboys predjudice on the internet?I never hear them say this type of stuff in my face,I guess they are smart,they know they would get their hillbilly azzes handed to them,cowards.
I'm not racist I just thought it was funny. How could I be a racist when one of my best friends is a ******? Besides I'm Mexican and only white people are racist.

 
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