A few things. First, "x-lube-n" is how I pronounce it, well if I were to even say it.
Second, anyone who shaves a cat deserves to be shot.Third, saywhat, your attempts to be funny sucked ***.Your attempts to be offensive, yet again sucked ***.And you obviously have something against women.Women can be "into" whatever the **** they want, this isn't the 1800's. I know a few women who can probably outdo you in these fields: Welding, pool, maid, comedian, mechanic, getting women, posting, buidling boxes, and so many many many others. You seem to have a problem socializing with people other than the three or four that you are constantly brown nosing.
Please, take your stupid *** back up the stairs of your parent's house, grab another box of cracker jacks and a 2 liter of coke, and sneak some more pills from her purse.Then head on back into your basement to continue living your shitty *** , secluded, life where you depend on $10 box designs as your main source of income, and STFU.
*Note* Nowhere did I claim to be funny, before you try to attack me with that or some other stupid, made up bullshit.