how could this night get any worse

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

i could **** you

 

[Brian_smith06 10+ year member]

Contract an STD?

your sig cracks me up

 

[thumpin ranger 10+ year member]

thats not funny i just got done cuting a bagel

You could cut your dick off accidentally while trying to cut a bagel.

 

[Customkilla23]

You could cut your dick off accidentally while trying to cut a bagel.

i cut my pecker once when trimming the pubes down there. Never gonna pull that stunt again.

 

[schrummy 10+ year member]

Um...lets see what could be worse.....um........ you could have spilt it, slip, slide toward the window, you fall through the window, while you are getting up, the shock that you go through with all the glass that is stuck to your body. You wonder. As you wonder you make it to the road where a drunk driver comes down the road and can’t react in time....