HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Laugh a little more.....

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

(thread topic approved by MikeOfTulsa and Jntar- Mods)

My Best New Years Wishes, Prayers and thoughts to the members of the forum, both new and old……

For the veterans..thank you for sharing your wealth of knowledge, sarcasm, and disagreements... even tho some of you can't stand me, I HAVE made some VERY GOOD friends in here and, of course, learned a TON!

For the new people…Congratulations on finding us and Welcome to the best car audio forum on the web. We all hope you enjoy your time here and are able to contribute in a positive way, however, there are a few additional 'items' you should know before starting your journey within the confines of CA.com. Here is what I learned in ‘o6. I hope my experiences help you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

(stop here if you hate long threads or have no sense of humor!)

Because you are an '07 noob, (or late 06’er…. ok, anyone that subscribed in 2006) you can't possibly know anything about electronics, audio, cars or otherwise... it doesn't matter how old you are or where you went to school or what kind of real life experience you have. Since you have been reading this forum, without subscribing for the last month, year, or two, you should already know better, and have extensively searched for your answers first. And, it is not the size of your e-penis that matters, but how loud your ported box is. If you think you have a new, original idea, don’t, it has already been done. Your opinion on any given subject does NOT matter because there is always going to be a CA member that knows more and whose opinion is the only right one.

 

Amps and Components should match. Anything but the best equipment (subwoofers, amplifiers, components, etc.) just won’t do and will NOT make you happy, ever, so why even talk about them? Hearing is not subjective. Rear fill in any car environment is NOT necessary and will ruin your front soundstage. BTW, 19-year-old males know more than you ever will and are the last authority on any matters relating to car audio, including but not limited to; imaging, the best subwoofers and/or amplifiers to use, and, general life questions and conundrums, including accidentally getting your girlfriend pregnant, what car to buy, or whether or not to tell your best friend that his girl is cheating on him, etc. Women, especially, don’t know anything, but how to cook and clean up after you. Any woman or girl that attempts to be a part of the current car audio community is just an attention ***** and really requires a man to do anything right. (And respect for the lesser gender is not necessary. Females are just items to be used or pwnd)

 

You are also NOT allowed to start useless threads, in the lobby or elsewhere, about any of the above mentioned items, or, re-post jokes, videos, pictures, etc because someone in here has already seen it, talked about it, or received it in an e-mail. Doing so makes you ghey, a ***, an r-tard, stooopid, a newb/NooB/newbie etc. and you should be banned because someone that is not a moderator said so. Long threads, like this one, are also useless and not worth anyone’s time to read. So, why the heck are you still reading this? LOL! …

 

How mad are you at me right now? This has been a joke, it is only a joke, If you take any of what was said seriously…then you seriously need some “special attention.”

Anyways, Welcome to everyone’s favorite place to debate the many facets of life and car audio, and remember, laugh a little. This IS A JOKE! I wish a VERY Happy 2007 to everyone…looking forward to many laughs, new friendships, and heated debates. Or is this place just about pounding your e-penis against the screen? (–dang, I can’t compete there! LAWL!)

Hopefully 2007 won’t quite be so exasperating! I PROMISE to do my best to straighten up… heehee…

BTW, What did you learn from CA in 2006…?

(EDIT- it was entered in numerous paragraphs but the thread bunched it all up--see if this helps.-thank you acoldusta for the request)

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[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

A+ on this thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

This year I learned many things. This year I also got to meet up with a bunch of you guys. R.I.P. '06 and Hello '07 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Hope everyone has a Happy New Year. Be safe and dont drink and drive.

-Justin

 

[pitbull12888]

A+ on this thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
This year I learned many things. This year I also got to meet up with a bunch of you guys. R.I.P. '06 and Hello '07 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Hope everyone has a Happy New Year. Be safe and dont drink and drive.

-Justin

x2 on that!

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

im not gonna read that but //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/handclap.gif.0c301076f534e244f0460706894f19e0.gif

 

[kotec123 10+ year member]

have fun guys....be safe

 

[pitbull12888]

ya i know LOL tooooo long

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

ya i know LOL tooooo long

lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

ya i know LOL tooooo long

My resolution is too help you with your attention span this new year!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

since you DIDN'T read the whole thing I will abbreviate it for you!

"Long threads, like this one, are also useless and not worth anyone’s time to read. So, why the heck are you still reading this? LOL! … This has been a joke, it is only a joke, If you take any of what was said seriously…then you seriously need some “special attention.”

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

nice

 

[acold7dusta 10+ year member]

word on dont drink and drive. maybe space that huge paragraph into seperate paragraphs. it was pretty hard going line to line with no reference. but good read nonetheless

 

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

You pretty much have it all right.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

You pretty much have it all right.

especially this part

(thread topic approved by MikeOfTulsa and Jntar- Mods)
Women, especially, don’t know anything, but how to cook and clean up after you. Any woman or girl that attempts to be a part of the current car audio community is just an attention ***** and really requires a man to do anything right. (And respect for the lesser gender is not necessary. Females are just items to be used or pwnd)

ok, u know im joking.

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

oh,,,, you are gonna pay for that one Mike!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif wait...I wrote it!!!?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

oh,,,, you are gonna pay for that one Mike!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif wait...I wrote it!!!?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

its not my fault women belong in the kitchen. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[davesexplorer 10+ year member]

lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hide.gif.2d479cfd917eedfe201353b91522ceab.gif