Step 1: Find a cop car sitting at a red lightStep 2: Pull up next to him
Step 3: When the light turns green floor your accelerator (if you've got a manual transmission run it up to about 4.5K RPM then drop the clutch on green - has a much better effect //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif)
Step 4: Stop accelerating whenever you've reached whatever the maximum posted limit in that area happens to be
Step 5: When you get pulled over for this little stunt and given a citation for Exhibition Of Speed (that's what it is here...could be different in your area) get video of you attempting to tell the cop what you just did in no way violates any laws.
Step 6: Post said vid here for all to see
Step 7: We laugh at you.
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