Ha ha! now this is a great job listing!

[atoz350 10+ year member]

It's on Craigslist of course....

http://denver.craigslist.org/csr/1213746862.html

Click to read more...

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

LOL!

This is my favorite line:

"This position entails taking inbound phone calls from clients with incredibly unrealistic expectations, who need to be simultaneously told that they are extremely important to us, and that there is no way we are going to meet their ridiculous demands."

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

meh

 

[gearhound17 10+ year member]

Thats awesome.

I would enjoy reading more like that if the employers would do so.

 

[CobraStang98 10+ year member]

Meh not that funny, definitely seen better ones on CL in the past.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Plz post the entire thing.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Small Printing and Mailing company located just north of Downtown Denver seeks an energetic, detail oriented, highly diplomatic employee with excellent phone and communication skills. This position entails taking inbound phone calls from clients with incredibly unrealistic expectations, who need to be simultaneously told that they are extremely important to us, and that there is no way we are going to meet their ridiculous demands. The basic idea is to tell the client “no” and have them thanking you by the time they get off the phone with you. Does that sound like a nice challenge? It is! You will also be expected to enter complex details regarding client jobs into our production database, so please, do not apply for this position if you are not extremely comfortable working with computers- as this will be a huge part of your job.

We offer a relaxed, fun work environment, competitive benefits and pay (based on experience), and opportunity for growth. We also have a killer espresso machine. Perhaps it is the caffeine, but we are one of the few printing and mailing companies who aren’t suffering in this economy. We have been in business for 13 years, and are currently experiencing record growth and sales- if that sounds like something you are interested in being a part of, please respond to this posting!

Here’s the catch- we want to weed out people who can’t follow instructions or think creatively- so if you would like to be considered for an interview, please reply in the following manner- when you click on “reply”, erase the subject line and replace it with the first three words that come to mind when describing yourself. Begin the e-mail with the hourly compensation from your previous/current job, and what you are looking to earn at your next position. If you have experience working with any graphic design programs, please state your experience level and with what program, as this will be a nice plus. Please don’t overstate your experience- we will know! Then, please describe what kind of a job you are looking for and why this particular position seems like it would be a good fit for you. Please attach your resume in either .pdf or .doc format to the e-mail. Any and all resumes/replies with typos, misspellings, poor grammar, or that don’t follow the above directions will tell us everything we need to know about you in order to weed you out... Everyone else can expect to wait a couple of days to hear back from us while we read through the responses. We hope to interview between June 11th and June 16th, and are looking for people who can start immediately (or after giving appropriate notice to their current employer if applicable).

Thank you for taking the time to read this posting, and we look forward to hearing from you!

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[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

neat...

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

Okay, Who is going to be the first to hire her?

http://denver.craigslist.org/res/1216587339.html

Quoted in case it's removed:

JOB NEEDED SEE RESUME (denver)Reply to: res-dvcyk-1216587339@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Date: 2009-06-11, 11:43AM MDT

Taelisha Mchenry 1358 SOUTH IRVING BLDING C APARTMENT 32

DENVER, CO

720-435-4695

tmchenry15@yahoo.com

Career Objectives

I want to have a larger experience in the work field before I go to college. I believe that having a better variety of work experience will better help me choose a major for my classes

Employment History

Kfc From 2008 to 2008

Matthew Thompson

Taking Care of customers

Taking orders

Multitasking

running shifts

Shift Leader From 2007 to 2007

Hollywood Video

Customer service, cleaning and opening the store and closing the store learning about the products up-selling renting games and movies

Crew Member From 2007 to 2008

Wendy's

Customer Service, packing fooding, making food, closing down the store

Wendy's gave me a very good lesson in cutomer service, I now know that without the customers there is no buisness

Cashier From 2005 to 2006

Griffs Hamburger

Taking care of customers, taking change, cleaning, packing food

Education

Comtemporary Learning Acamedy From 2005 to 2006

Graduated? Yes

West High School From 2002 to 2004

Graduated? Yes

Awards/Honors/Special Recognition

******* Prevention for Latina Girls

Harriet Tubman Leadership Award

Reading Award

Certificate of Completetion

Honor Roll Award

Honor Roll 2005-2006

Suriviour of Hardships

Interests/Hobbies

Reading, studing different religions, writing, and making new friends, and also studing languages and diferent cultures

Special Skills

Typing

Social Skills

Commmunication Skills

Leadership

3yrs customer service

References

Traci Gibson

Teacher

Comtemporay Learning Acadamey

720-423-6900

Julie Sigmund

Teacher

West High School

303-620-5300

julie_sigmund@dpsk12.org

Brenda Simmons

Manager

Supper Soultions

303-680-2579

simmonbr@mscd.edu

Lisa Granda

Manager

Griffs Hamburger

303-777-7290

Location: denver

it's ok to contact this poster if you are a potential employer or other principal

Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job seeker.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1216587339

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

ninja, read the wrong one //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif