Guess what happened to me at wallmart?

[Tehgregzor 10+ year member]

guess i missed it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

not 1 person quoted him?

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[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

ill try and summarize.

he had to take a dump

went to walmart

took his shit and auto flusher got shit all over the back of his legs and stuff

walked out everybody in the store were //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif at him so he did not know what the **** was up

got home his bro started //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif than he noticed he had 7ft or toilet paper stuck on his back.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

he, he walked around walmart with dirty toilet paper on him after having his shitty toilet water splash all over him

people laughed at him throught walmart as he didn't realize what he did..

 

[cobra65427289 10+ year member]

Haha! that's ****ing amazing

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

I copied n pasted it to a few friends on Yahoo mesenger

F3 FTMFW

5:00
I am out eating chicken, very good chicken, at a place I frequent.

6:00

I am on the way home, and I descide to stop by wallmart. Halfway to wallmart I get that "heavy rumbling feeling" in my stomach. I can describe it as having a lake of warm bubling water in your stomach.

Anyways what I am trying to say is, I was about to blow it up in the Wallmart Bathroom.

6:15

I arrive at Wallmart and "procede"

6:25

I am done and lift up to "get clean." When I do this, I had failed to recognize that Walmart installed an auto-flusher on the toliet. This particular auto-flusher had about 2000psi of pressure. Yea, it went EVERYWHERE, on the back of my legs, etc. I mean really, who puts an auto-flusher on a stall? Maybe you like to admire your leavings before your flush.

6:30

Anyways, after I get done wiping off, and wash my hands, and procede into wallmart. While walking down various aisles, I notice people chuckling at me. I think to myself, WOW, im not that funny looking am I?

6:45

I leave and get into the car and drive home.

I get into my house, and my brother BUSTS out laughing, apparently I have a HUGE peice of toliet paper around 2-2.5 feet long hanging out the back of my pants.

7:00

I cry. Wallmart FTL.

I winnar

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

^^^ for prez

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

A mexican for pres?

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

A mexican for pres?

why not?.. we got a possible black for prez, we could have had a woman for prez..

 

[bigbirney420 10+ year member]

They probably mistook you for a buggy gitter

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

A mexican for pres?

Si wey, problemo?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Sorry guys I had to delete for various reasons.

Was it because it sucked? I think so............

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Thats fucking hilarious!

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

Was it because it sucked? I think so............

x2

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

why not?.. we got a possible black for prez, we could have had a woman for prez..

Nobody asked you.

Si wey, problemo?

Si, senor