Grandma gives a reach around.

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

PORTLAND, Ore. - The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a ***** intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.
That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.

Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.

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[SplMonty]

ouch!

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

tore free...

sunuvabish

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

haha. he was gonna tap an 88yr old bag. lol

 

[scarolinablazin 10+ year member]

now someone can bend him over

 

[WildSebring 10+ year member]

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[OneKrazyKeebler 10+ year member]

Nice....

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

sounds like my grandma and her old *** boyfriend was role-playin. i gots to kick her out.

 

[SplMonty]

sounds like my grandma and her old *** boyfriend was role-playin. i gots to kick her out.

itz her house tho isnt it? or trailor... waht ever

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

itz her house tho isnt it? or trailor... waht ever

fool...i run things round here. im bout ready to stick that old bitch in a home. im so tired of that old man shacking up in my trailor. if grandma wasnt loaded i wouldnt put up with her shit. im gonna be rich bitch!!

what it do?!?

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

fool...i run things round here. im bout ready to stick that old bitch in a home. im so tired of that old man shacking up in my trailor. if grandma wasnt loaded i wouldnt put up with her shit. im gonna be rich bitch!!
what it do?!?

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[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

loaded + trailer = FIAL

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Homie's lucky he got away with his junk. Pretty sure granny wasn't gonna stop at squeezin.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

loaded + trailer = FIAL

you stalkin me or sumthin? get off my dick bitch.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

yes. i am right behind you stealin yo goodwill couch

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