Gorilla shit - 1 gallon

[BuddyChrist 10+ year member]

found this site the other day and its pretty awesome.

http://www.shitsenders.com

i got scammed on ebay awhile ago and now he has 1 gallon of gorilla shit on the way to his house.

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intension. shitSenders.com liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this web site agree to release shitSenders.com its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.

awwwwwwww sucks!

 

[bumpin buick 5,000+ posts]

id have to wait for the summer, a nice warm moist day, so they can really smell it

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

Are you 100% sure you had the seller gave the right adress too? That's hella funny though I wanna do it to my dad and send it to our house.

 

[redneck zombie]

i'm gonna send 50 gallons of gorilla shit to my ex!!!!

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

What if UPS damages it?

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[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

What if UPS damages it?
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LOL hopefully one does so I don't get anthing else damaged in the mail.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i have a german shepard and would be happy to mail a box of dog shit to anyone for a fee

with it being winter i will have a ton of it come spring since i wont be picking up after her for a few months

 

[duckfart 10+ year member]

Will Gorilla dung make a good Valentines gift?

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

Will Gorilla dung make a good Valentines gift?

As long as you microwave it before you give it to her

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

thinking about it i may do it free just for the fun of it

i will pack the shit turds in with packing peanuts and then seal it up nice and tight with packing tape. will leave in outside for a few days in the sun on my driveway and then will ship it to whomever

remind me of this in say may or june and i will do it cause as far as i know it isnt against the law to ship shit to someone is it?

 

[BuddyChrist 10+ year member]

This is more apealing than half the shit people try and sell on here. good find.

i think we should have a collection and send some scammers some shit once a week or so

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

for real

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

hmm i should sent hemiscott some of that...

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

haha thats great I know what to send my condo board now! I am going to have 'I thought this would be the perfect gift for a bunch of assholes' on it..