God wins lawsuit vs Nebraska Senator

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Nebraska state Sen. Ernie Chambers sought an injunction against God last year for widespread death and destruction. Judge Marlon Polk threw out the suit, saying there's no way to properly notify the defendant. You can't serve papers on a suspect with no address. Chambers says he may appeal. He says God is aware of the charges because he is all-knowing.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95774693

Here is the thread from last year

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=258936&highlight=ernie+chambers

Click to read more...

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You can’t sue God if you can’t serve the papers on him, a Douglas County District Court judge has ruled in Omaha.

Judge Marlon Polk threw out Nebraska Sen. Ernie Chambers’ lawsuit against the Almighty, saying there was no evidence that the defendant had been served. What’s more, Polk found "there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant."

Chambers had sued God in September 2007, seeking a permanent injunction to prevent God from committing acts of violence such as earthquakes and tornadoes.

http://www.triskele.com/2008/10/16/god-wins-lawsuit-on-technicality

 

[PepsiFiend69 10+ year member]

God>Nebraska //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Wreckless

 

[BIGsherm7272]

people are fvcking stupid.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

lol...friggin nuts...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

now God should strike that bish with a lightning bolt...lol

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

that's Nebraska for you

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

wow.. this really happened? i am confused why this is even considered a case.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

wow.. this really happened? i am confused why this is even considered a case.

too much time on some idiots hands....

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

I hate that idiot. We used to prank call his public access show all the time in junior high.

 

[Ed Lester 10+ year member]

And these people can become senators. We are all doomed.

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

I remember seeing him on TV last year talking about this and thinking..."What the fvck, a Senato trying this symantic bullshit..." He smoked entirely too much crack.

Hell, maybe he got his crack from God.....he did get arrested in Tampa for selling coke...

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

i bet he's a republican //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

I remember seeing him on TV last year talking about this and thinking..."What the fvck, a Senato trying this symantic bullshit..." He smoked entirely too much crack.
Hell, maybe he got his crack from God....he did get arrested in Tampa for selling coke...

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif ernie did?