Girls That Squirt

There's no such thing.
Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure you're right. My last gf would gush hot watery stuff every other ******, or so. But it was still pretty BA since she would get off about ten to fifteen times a go. This its no boasting, bragging, bullcrap either. She might be like that with all dudes, for all I know. I just know she gushed about five times a session, and genuinely nutted at least ten. She was a freak show.

 
Oh. I thought she was naming her dildos and shit. lolYou aren't different. You're deprived. Someday you'll get it. I hope.
 

I'm not deprived. I could have sex any time I wanted. I just choose not to have ex for the time being...I can do it just fine all by myself. :)

 
And a nasty mess, but no one is a fire hose like you see in porn. They pump those vaginas full of water for shots like that
It got to be fvcking nasty with the bed getting soaked all the time. I'm glad my wife isn't like that. I didn't know bout the pumped up puysays at all. That's fucked up, Lol.

 
You need to find better sex partners bro. 4realz. I've never been with a woman that needed a device to do something that I couldn't do for them as well.
Clarification though, NO ONE squirts in real life like they portray in porn though. That shit is stupid as fuck.
maybe your just not as good as you think, because they def can squirt in real life just like a ****.. and its very easy to get a girl to do it..
 
I bet. TN is as redneck as it gets.
IMSAYIN! I did it once in the back of my SUV and had to go get the carpets cleaned. LOL I think pumping them up is stupid too, but for some reason it is really popular.

You're a fucking idiot. Go take an anatomy class or two.
why would i need to do that? your the one posting stupid comments, saying somethin is impossible because you have never done it. you sound like a fool. and your booty raw sore cause you cant get the girlys squirting like in the flicks. its really really easy too btw

 
And, the pain clinics and pain pill addicts you hear about... all right here. I'm smack dab in the center of it. It's gross, and definitely not in my book of characteristics for suitable partners. Pill-billy, No thank you. :)
very good trait. nobody wants somebody who has been with everybody anyway..who wants to catch a std? apparently ^^ that guy

 
Yea, with a waterbottle. Are you even old enough to watch porn? Tell me again how many porn shoots you've been involved in and how knowledgable you are about the industry. Because it's common knowledge that she's either full on peeing or she's got a gallon of water stuffed in her gut for those scenes. It is just popular because of idiots like you who get off by getting peed on. 

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That's a girl you just pointed at. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Was pointing at you creep week, and its def. not pee, i dont give af about your **** shoots ect. you dont know what your talking about

 
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