Girls and smoking...

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

hahaha ur a funny guy

And to think, it's 5:00am.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

hahah well its 6 am where i am

 

[geowick07 10+ year member]

I kinda liked the line in the Family Guy movie when Lois said, "Find a girl who smokes. Remember, if she smokes, she pokes." I like that line!

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

no, if she smokes it means she has an oral fixation.....and u know what that means.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/inlove.gif.6846f78f06b405429ef3a00129788a2a.gif :inlove: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/inlove.gif.6846f78f06b405429ef3a00129788a2a.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, I have heard that one for a long time. It took me a while to appreciate the significance of the observation For a while i got hung up on the fact that the concept was useless since all *****es fvck. And then I realized that it is simply a guideline to use when picking women up at closing time. Looser morals, less self respect on behalf of the female = greater chance of getting laid that very night.

Or, you can take the strategy of "going ugly early" and not have to worry about it.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

no, if she smokes it means she has an oral fixation.....and u know what that means.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/inlove.gif.6846f78f06b405429ef3a00129788a2a.gif :inlove: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/inlove.gif.6846f78f06b405429ef3a00129788a2a.gif

Agreed. And I cannot imagine seeing a girl for any length of time who was not willing to perorm that fine, most loving of acts.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Agreed. And I cannot imagine seeing a girl for any length of time who was not willing to perorm that fine, most loving of acts.

i couldnt have said it better myself

 

[chuksw9ve 10+ year member]

Dunno...Doesnt bother me..I smoke a pipe.People always say it has a nice smell.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Dunno...Doesnt bother me..I smoke a pipe.People always say it has a nice smell.

Wtf, are ya 50?

I like most tobacco smells, but cant stand cigs! My girl was smoking on occasion, but quit due to her being pregnet.

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

Wtf, are ya 50?

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

And //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif I'd rather smell cigarette than a pipe. Cigarettes have an odor, but, pipes smell like hot garbage.

******* on pipes is a woman's job:fyi:

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

ahhhh this is true 2

 

[chuksw9ve 10+ year member]

Wtf, are ya 50?

30...Its cheaper,and it tastes ALOT better.smoked cigs for awhile,then went to a pipe.I can buy a lb for 25 bucks,and itll last a month.

 

[chuksw9ve 10+ year member]

And if your pipe is a crooked as the one I smoke,you got some real problems.

 

[chuksw9ve 10+ year member]

Well,that didnt sound right...but I asure you,my wife will tell you the only thing I blow are clittys

 

[Army-Killa]

Girls who smoke are Trashcans.