Gf fuked up. What do you think is suitable revenge?

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

So long story short. Ive been seeing this girl for a little under 2 months. Well call her Cunt for the purpose of this story. I have another female friend, well call her Mary Jane, Ive known this girl for 11 years. This girl has always been there for me, if Im ever having problems I can always count on her to halp me through it, and vice versa. One time I had no place to live for a couple months while I moved apartments, and she let me stay with her, free of charge, and even fed me no charge the whole time I was there. Another time I got jipped by my work and was 100$ short for my rent, and was going to be evicted if I didnt come up with it. Luckily she covered it and told me not to worry about it. I got her back regardless because thats just how I am, but thats besides the point. Anyways theres numerous similar situations that could have ended bad if I didnt have her around.

Anyways me and Cunt are together, and Mary Jane calls me. She had a bad day at work and just needed to vent, so of course Im going to listen. Cunt then flips out calling her a *****, *****, etc etc. and tells me I need to cut contact with Mary Jane for good, and if I ever talk to her again she will make my life a living hell.

I dont know about you guys, but I take my relationships with my friends and family pretty seriously. As far as Im concerned, dates are expendable, and really serve no purpose other than to push the limits of what you can do to another person, before you actually get involved with someone you care about. And to think this girl has the audacity to talk about a friend Ive known for as long as I have, and who has gone out of her way for me time and time again, I just cant let that go. She needs to pay for this ****.

For one, she is definitely getting cheated on. Probably multiple times. Im trying to brew up some additional ideas for revenge. Id like to post nudes and *** videos but Im pretty sure I can get in trouble for that. Maybe send them to her friends and family members by "accident"? Any other ideas guys? No messing with her car or anything, thats just low.

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[97maxima 10+ year member]

Send her noodz to me i think thats punishment enough

 

[Bob Saget]

not one fuck will be given until nude pics/vids are posted ITT..........

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

Bros before hoes, dude...even if your bros are hoes...

 

[Ge_off_me 5,000+ posts]

Bros before hoes, dude...even if your bros are hoes...

This man is my guru for relationship advice //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Bob Saget]

Bros before hoes, dude...even if your bros are hoes...

u gay bro?

vagina > dudes

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

u gay bro?
vagina > dudes

Pussy comes & goes. Friendship is more important.

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

This man is my guru for relationship advice //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I do good work. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Bob Saget]

Pussy comes & goes. Friendship is more important.

Then you're doing it wrong. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Ge_off_me 5,000+ posts]

I do good work. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Dr.Misfit FTW! =]

 

[xtcxyooj 10+ year member]

i say ditch **** and get with mary jane! if a mary janel's willing to do all that for she's good to go... unless u don't like mary jane or just want to keep it friendly... then that's another story... a girl like MJ is hard to come by! but if its just a friend thing then leave it at that.. you don't wanna go around ****** things up

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

Then you're doing it wrong. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

negative.

If someone needs to explain to you why loyalty is more important than a random piece of ass, you've got problems.

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

Dr.Misfit FTW! =]

I wonder how much more school I'd need to get a PhD? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Bob Saget]

negative.
If someone needs to explain to you why loyalty is more important than a random piece of ass, you've got problems.

Who said anything about a random piece of ass? I was talking about my girlfriend. I'd stick with her over anybody in this **** hole of a world.....

& she has a vagina //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Ge_off_me 5,000+ posts]

I wonder how much more school I'd need to get a PhD? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Hmmmmmm maybe none! You could give advice to the fish! =]