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Little story about some crazy stuff that happened yesterday night when i was on the way to pick up my GF. Anyway, it was about 7pm, just getting dark but not dark enough to have my lights on just yet, so i left the house and drove past a couple country stores, bumping of course.
At one store i noticed a large gathering of niggers eyeballing my car, thought nothing of it though. As i drove on it got darker and darker, so i turned my lights on. About 5m from my destination a yukon pulls up behind me with his bright lights on honking and shit, so naturally i slam on brakes, his lock up, he goes in ditch/field. I keep driving to my destination.
I get there and am about to turn in and noticed Mr. Nigger in the yukon behind me and thought "eh, hes using turn signals, cant be too gangster, not even i use turn signals and im white." So i pull in to my parking spot, noticed he has pulled up behind me sort of blocking me in, this is the point where i started worrying a little.
I look back and see him walking up to my car, he sticks his head up to the back window and starts talking shit (guess he thought i was leaned back like a nigger, but i was really in the front seat) Anyway he says "Man, you know if i wudda hit yo white *** i woulda got out an' whooped yo ***?" and i just sortof looked at him smirking, then he says "I know where you be, dont let me catch you slippin fuck nigga, imma whoop yo ***"
At this point i was getting out of my car looking at him, i noticed he had a yukon full of niggers so i had to get moving, he was still babbling with his nigger shit, couldnt really understand him. But i got on the sidewalk and started walking in the store and hes following me with a gun. At this point i start walking faster toward the door and i just thought about that i was listening to some TI on the way there so i stop and look at him and say "Keep it moving nigger, you dont know me." Then i hauled *** inside.
Think i may be getting a gun and a CC permit for christmas now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif
At one store i noticed a large gathering of niggers eyeballing my car, thought nothing of it though. As i drove on it got darker and darker, so i turned my lights on. About 5m from my destination a yukon pulls up behind me with his bright lights on honking and shit, so naturally i slam on brakes, his lock up, he goes in ditch/field. I keep driving to my destination.
I get there and am about to turn in and noticed Mr. Nigger in the yukon behind me and thought "eh, hes using turn signals, cant be too gangster, not even i use turn signals and im white." So i pull in to my parking spot, noticed he has pulled up behind me sort of blocking me in, this is the point where i started worrying a little.
I look back and see him walking up to my car, he sticks his head up to the back window and starts talking shit (guess he thought i was leaned back like a nigger, but i was really in the front seat) Anyway he says "Man, you know if i wudda hit yo white *** i woulda got out an' whooped yo ***?" and i just sortof looked at him smirking, then he says "I know where you be, dont let me catch you slippin fuck nigga, imma whoop yo ***"
At this point i was getting out of my car looking at him, i noticed he had a yukon full of niggers so i had to get moving, he was still babbling with his nigger shit, couldnt really understand him. But i got on the sidewalk and started walking in the store and hes following me with a gun. At this point i start walking faster toward the door and i just thought about that i was listening to some TI on the way there so i stop and look at him and say "Keep it moving nigger, you dont know me." Then i hauled *** inside.
Think i may be getting a gun and a CC permit for christmas now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif
