George Carlin
Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
Denis Leary
Louis CK
Lewis Black
Frank Caliendo
John Leguizamo
Gabriel Iglesias
Frank Caliendo does some of the best impersonations ever.
Meanwhile back at the Hall of Justice, Aquaman prepares a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because he can't do shit.
If the quarterback throws the ball, and he doesn't make any mistakes and the wide reciever catches it in the endzone, then that's gonna, then that's gonna, then that's gonna, th-then that's gonna, then that's gonna, Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay, then that's gonna be a touchdown. Even my grandmother who's never watched football a day in her life says No shit.
Could you see the Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams? Here it is: The Wizard of Oz written by Robin Williams, starring Robin Williams and directed by...... (crowd says Robin Williams) Quentin Tarrentino.
-And the absolute best piece he does is the Sean Connery bit about Dragonheart:
Hello, this is Sean Connery. You're making a movie about what? About dragons? And you want me to play the part of the dragon? It's insane, it's preposterous.... it pays how much?? For that amount of money I'd blow the fire directly out of my ahss.
I could keep going. I love his stuff.
Morgan