friends chick wants me

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

Ok. I was chillin at a bar last night and apparently the girl who was there with one of my homeboyz I was meeting up wit got interested in me.
deal was, i didnt think she was all that, but she apparently thot i was the shit, and wanted the cawk.

I didn't kno wtf to do. I told my bud i would bail so he could spit some game and try to get this ho on his lap. so thats what i did. i just grabbed a couple of 40s and went to trailer and popped in Snakes on a Plane.

chick texts me bout an hour later and wants to come over so i say come on. she sayz she likes my buddy but wants me as a playtoy. hellz yeah!! Tapp cant say no to an offer like that.

Anywayz, what should i really do? if she get surrious wit my boy ill have to quit it. but as for right now do I stop before the white stuff comes out?

what it do?!?

quit making shit up

shit on her face

then kiss her

 

[oldschool4me 10+ year member]

i bet his next thread will be titled......... why does it burn when i pee?

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

hit it and quit it man.

 

[tjbartjr 10+ year member]

Can we hang out sometime? I am in "tha durrrrttyyy" to.

Let's you and I double team her like we're in a bang bros flick. And send the OP a video of how we roll.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

hit it and quit it man.

thats what im sayin yo! i just didnt want to be a dick to my friend. bros before hoes.

 

[Miststück 10+ year member]

jus get sum dome

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

thats what im sayin yo! i just didnt want to be a dick to my friend. bros before hoes.

 

[bryce-man 10+ year member]

srsly?

ban for life?

i know all you mods want to .. so just do it already

come onnn

 

[t00sh0rt 10+ year member]

hahha love that show... saving this .gif for sure

 

[stillfly45 10+ year member]

COHF!!! we now have a new abbreviation to play with...good job!

The correct term is acronym //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

kthanxbye

 

[pawn man 10+ year member]

she wants to be the queen of his double- wide.

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

thats what im sayin yo! i just didnt want to be a dick to my friend. bros before hoes.

**** that! Hoes before broes man.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

meh run a train on dat ho fo sho!

 

[PepsiFiend69 10+ year member]

she just feels bad for you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

or she thinks you'll steal her something from the liquor store //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

or she's hoping you'll punch her in the throat //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Miststück 10+ year member]

time to take a poooop