friday night me and my girl hed out to see "baby mama". we get in the theatre and we chillin about 5 minutes before the show starts. seems there is some tension between a couple and another dude that is camped out right in front of us. theyre bitching to each other about some seat and some other shit. theyre just jawing at each other through all the previews and about the first 5 minutes of the show. talkin bout how im gonna fuck you up and shit. im just chillin, laughing at their ignorance, when i finally decide i should do something to premote some action. i fling a piece of ice down into the lap of the skank ho. she turns around and calls the other dude an *******, and he says "shutup bitch". guy with the skank stands up and says "dont call my girl a bitch!!" and punches the dude square in the jaw. thats when all hell broke loose. everybody just got out of the way. they fought for a good 5 minutes. rolling over at least 3 rows of seats. blood spewing everywhere. best fight ive seen in a while. it took a while for security to get there, but they were already tired by that time. po-po hauled them off and everybody in the theatre got free tickets. had to bring in mops to clean up all the blood. thats some sweet action.
what it do!?!
