FREE 10 pounds of dog crap!

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

I picked up my German Shepards crap from over the winter this weekend and I have a bag with approx. 10 pounds of shit in it.

As far as I know there is no law that prohibits mailing dog shit to someone and I mentioned a few months ago that I would gladly box it up and mail it to one of our ******* scammers here.

If you have been scammed and want to get back at some ******* PM me with his/her info and I will dump the bag in a box, seal it up nice and tight and ship it over

The only catch is YOU pay the few bucks for "parcel post" shipping or if it is cheaper I can use a "flat rate" box

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[njaykaplan 10+ year member]

I picked up my German Shepards crap from over the winter this weekend and I have a bag with approx. 10 pounds of shit in it.
As far as I know there is no law that prohibits mailing dog shit to someone and I mentioned a few months ago that I would gladly box it up and mail it to one of our ******* scammers here.

If you have been scammed and want to get back at some ******* PM me with his/her info and I will dump the bag in a box, seal it up nice and tight and ship it over

The only catch is YOU pay the few bucks for "parcel post" shipping or if it is cheaper I can use a "flat rate" box

Shipping quote to 33410? Screw scammers, i have horrible neighbors that would get me arrested in a heartbeat.. Can you ship it with no return address for your protection

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

Shipping quote to 33410? Screw scammers, i have horrible neighbors that would get me arrested in a heartbeat.. Can you ship it with no return address for your protection

i would love to see a pic of them opening up a box full of poo. that would make a great "fail" picture right there.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

lol, im pretty sure fertilizer is illegal to send through the mail BTW.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

lol, im pretty sure fertilizer is illegal to send through the mail BTW.

really? how does that one site that sells crap get around it?

i dont want to get in legal trouble for something stupid

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

really? how does that one site that sells crap get around it?
i dont want to get in legal trouble for something stupid

Well it might be one of those "safety" things. You can still send it but you have to tell them and probably pay a little extra for it to be transported in a certain manner. let me see if i can find out if im right or not..

 

[mavssolja]

thats hazardous waste man, can't ship that throught the mail. Think of the bacteria and or disease which postal workers have to handle. But it would be funny

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

only thing i can find is that it might be considered a "biohazard" and i would need to get a permit

screw that i will just leave it on my ex's doorstep

 

[mapolley07 10+ year member]

seal it up tight so there is no smell and then the mail people will never have to know. just use no return address and you will be fine

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

ya screw it, sale off, guess i jumped the gun

last thing i need ais a scammer trying to scam me by saying it made them sick when they opened it

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

seal it up tight so there is no smell and then the mail people will never have to know. just use no return address and you will be fine

only problem is i have this nice thread as evidence

and with my luck they would go all CSI and dna test my dog and the shit so they could sue me

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

ya, thats what i was thinking, biohazard waste.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

well it was a fun idea while it lasted, i'm gonna go get drunk as i always do when my dreams are shattered

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

lol, sorry scoob, wouldnt wantcha to get in any trouble!

 

[mapolley07 10+ year member]

to tell you the truth I highly doubt that anyone would exert the effort to track you down and nail you for mailing dog shit to someone. i think the police would refuse to even file a report because there would be no way to really track you down.

it wouldn't be worth the effort it would take to get you. but if you are really keen on shipping something, mail me the case of beer you were going to drink tonight