Fifteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet tim

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.

12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

thats great i printed it out and am off to wal mart first thing in the morning

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

LMAO!!! Great shopping list for walmart you got there. Will do each of them asap when i got to walmart. All these got me rollingg.........

 

[Diplexers 10+ year member]

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[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

i will be posting more in some new threads so be on the look out

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I will do that. lol

 

[dustinr 10+ year member]

****it.. and I work at Wal-Mart.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[vosschs 5,000+ posts]

16. go back to the hunting area and where they have a PA or phone, or on a pole sometimes, say over the PA, cleanup in Isle 3, everyone go there immediatly, then watch all the workers run over there, i did that twice, it was great

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

VOA....you going to be free at all this weekend to snap some pics of my equiptment for me?...thanks

should be around sunday

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

I read that like 6 years ago. That stuff was cool when your 14

 

[dustinr 10+ year member]

the PA line # is pound 96. Goodluck.

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

the PA line # is pound 96. Goodluck.

they talk about calling in from a phone inside the store and asking for the extension and just going nuts on phonelosers.org or one of them phonelosers sites, shit is great they have the best pranks.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

One time in my younger days //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif I went into Best Buy, cranked up all the stereo receivers to an empty channel on the bottom of the FM band (87.9MHz or something down there), turned the volume up pretty high, and walked out of the store - where I'd have a small 20 watt stereo FM transmitter and antenna in my vehicle //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Played the most incredibly vulgar shit I could find to play.

Bet they had a fun time figuring that one out //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Of course, with the capture effect of FM, I could set my transmitter to whatever frequency I wanted to and override their receivers, at least if I was in the parking lot.

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[Untouchable11 10+ year member]

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.

A few friends and I actually did this in Wal-Mart, with the little toy guns they sell... We were rolling on the ground, and hiding in clothes...We eventually were escorted out of the store..

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

One time in my younger days //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif I went into Best Buy, cranked up all the stereo receivers to an empty channel on the bottom of the FM band (87.9MHz or something down there), turned the volume up pretty high, and walked out of the store - where I'd have a small 20 watt stereo FM transmitter and antenna in my vehicle //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Played the most incredibly vulgar shit I could find to play.
Bet they had a fun time figuring that one out //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Of course, with the capture effect of FM, I could set my transmitter to whatever frequency I wanted to and override their receivers, at least if I was in the parking lot.

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haha that rules