Favorite 'That's What SHE Said!'s

[BonusBobo 10+ year member]

What's your favorite That's What She Said?

Mine: I was going around to the rooms in my house collecting garbage, and I said I was all done, and my brother goes, "Yeah, but you got a lotta **** downstairs!"

SO awesome.

Give me yours, so I can laugh.

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[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by BonusBobo What's your favorite That's What She Said?

 

Mine: I was going around to the rooms in my house collecting garbage, and I said I was all done, and my brother goes, "Yeah, but you got a lotta **** downstairs!"

 

SO awesome.

 

Give me yours, so I can laugh.

I have a funny story, about 2 months ago...I was chillin with this girl, anyway, I was makin fun of one of my friends, and he was talking about his huge wang or something like that, and I said, yeah, that's why all the ladies comment, "that looks like a penis, but smaller!", and he goes, yeah, thats what Jaclyn said(the girl i was with)...I laughed at him and asked him if he knew what he just said...he shut up...

 

[crhye250r 10+ year member]

LOL...

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by snova031 I have a funny story, about 2 months ago...I was chillin with this girl, anyway, I was makin fun of one of my friends, and he was talking about his huge wang or something like that, and I said, yeah, that's why all the ladies comment, "that looks like a penis, but smaller!", and he goes, yeah, thats what Jaclyn said(the girl i was with)...I laughed at him and asked him if he knew what he just said...he shut up...

haha...

the other night I was riding home with this chick going back to my place (whoo hoo) and this guy from the party we were leaving started to follow us to my house like he was gonna come chill or something. I looked back and was like "did you know mark is following us?" she looked in the mirror and was like "Oh, that's deep! sigh" I thought that was pretty cool.

 

[BonusBobo 10+ year member]

Originally posted by snova031 I have a funny story, about 2 months ago...I was chillin with this girl, anyway, I was makin fun of one of my friends, and he was talking about his huge wang or something like that, and I said, yeah, that's why all the ladies comment, "that looks like a penis, but smaller!", and he goes, yeah, thats what Jaclyn said(the girl i was with)...I laughed at him and asked him if he knew what he just said...he shut up...

DAHAHAHA...

I would've said that as a joke maybe, because I'm all about being funny and self-deprecating... but that guy was serious? That's hilarious.

 

[BonusBobo 10+ year member]

Originally posted by Brock haha...

 

the other night I was riding home with this chick going back to my place (whoo hoo) and this guy from the party we were leaving started to follow us to my house like he was gonna come chill or something. I looked back and was like "did you know mark is following us?" she looked in the mirror and was like "Oh, that's deep! sigh" I thought that was pretty cool.

nice one. A classic. That reminds me of another: "I'm so full I can't stand up!"

A server at the restaurant I work at said that one.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

well, a teacher at school is known to call out announcements...his own b4 the actual school ones come on. so one day, we wanted to get out of there real quick and he didn't want to keep us...we were all talking and being loud. Ne wayz...he yells "Guys! Guys...i can get done in 30 seconds if u'll let me!" and i say, "oh really!"(like a little too much info there) LMFAO! everyone was rollin', the teacher was dying laughin and just walked out of the room. it was pretty **** good, peace.

NG

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

This isn't quite the same thing, but have you ever heard a nun talking about oral sex? Over the P.A.? While you were in a chapel? And you can't laugh out loud? I almost died trying to hold the laughter. Definitely one of the best times at my high school.

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[Corsica 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by tommyk90 This isn't quite the same thing, but have you ever heard a nun talking about oral sex? Over the P.A.? While you were in a chapel? And you can't laugh out loud? I almost died trying to hold the laughter. Definitely one of the best times at my high school.

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Care to elaborate on how a nun got on Oral sex??

J

 

[BonusBobo 10+ year member]

Man these are good. Corsica, got any to throw into the pot?

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by Corsica Care to elaborate on how a nun got on Oral sex??

 

 

J

Some girl was caught giving blowjobs in one of the guys bathrooms by a teacher. For some reason i guess the school felt it was important enough to announce it over the P.A. Needless to say, everyone found out who the girl was and she had to transfer schools. I really don't know why any school would ever announce something like that to the whole school. That girls high school life was ruined.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Another thing that happened at my high school ( a very crazy place if you ask me), is some girls mom wrote a letter complaining to the school that her daughter did not get into a specific college because she wasn't homecoming queen. WTF?! What kind of sick and twisted college only accepts people that were queens at a dance? I think her mom is just trying to blame the school for something that she probably did. I'll think of some other good stories about my high school and maybe start another thread.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by tommyk90 Another thing that happened at my high school ( a very crazy place if you ask me), is some girls mom wrote a letter complaining to the school that her daughter did not get into a specific college because she wasn't homecoming queen. WTF?! What kind of sick and twisted college only accepts people that were queens at a dance? I think her mom is just trying to blame the school for something that she probably did. I'll think of some other good stories about my high school and maybe start another thread.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Some kid at my school sued the school b/c they made a type, and said he was 4th in the class in the school newspaper, and was really 1st in the class and said it affected the colleges that accepted him...he got money too...some ******** if ya ask me...

 

[BonusBobo 10+ year member]

Originally posted by snova031 Some kid at my school sued the school b/c they made a type, and said he was 4th in the class in the school newspaper, and was really 1st in the class and said it affected the colleges that accepted him...he got money too...some ******** if ya ask me...

I agree, that's ****ed up.

At my school, the only thing raunchy that I've heard about is Damon Stoudamire, the point guard on the Blazers, has had sex in like every nook and cranny in my school, because he supposedly got all the ladies when he went to my high school. Kinda funny.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by BonusBobo I agree, that's ****ed up.

 

At my school, the only thing raunchy that I've heard about is Damon Stoudamire, the point guard on the Blazers, has had sex in like every nook and cranny in my school, because he supposedly got all the ladies when he went to my high school. Kinda funny.

I've got ya beat...we had LL Cool J....

 

[Corsica 5,000+ posts]

Gonna do an off subject **** that happened now. Girl new from Brooklyn, has madd attitude, and is a total ***** to everyone but me. God I am gonna expose her...don't make much sence now but class is ova./will edit lata.

J

Contuance...........She is madd up on me but not what I want...............I donno play her, or what to do but I'mma figure it out soon.

 

[BonusBobo 10+ year member]

Originally posted by Corsica Gonna do an off subject **** that happened now. Girl new from Brooklyn, has madd attitude, and is a total ***** to everyone but me. God I am gonna expose her...don't make much sence now but class is ova./will edit lata.

 

J

 

Contuance...........She is madd up on me but not what I want...............I donno play her, or what to do but I'mma figure it out soon.

Yeah, you're always taking a chance messing around with a girl who everyone thinks is a *****. Meh, action is action. And she might actually not be that bad, but just insecure. We get a lot of those where I am. (high school)

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by BonusBobo Yeah, you're always taking a chance messing around with a girl who everyone thinks is a *****. Meh, action is action. And she might actually not be that bad, but just insecure. We get a lot of those where I am. (high school)

Who gives a **** what everyone thinks. Once you get out of High School, you will feel the same way about other peoples opinions on you, doesn't mean ****.

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

Well another one came about today...

I was talking to this chick I know and I was telling her about how broke I am right now and need to find an easy way to make some money. So she tells me to go pimp myself and see how that works out. I was like, uh yeah, like people would actually pay to have sex with me...right after I said that she quickly responded..."I would!"

Made my day.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Corsica 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by Brock Well another one came about today...

 

I was talking to this chick I know and I was telling her about how broke I am right now and need to find an easy way to make some money. So she tells me to go pimp myself and see how that works out. I was like, uh yeah, like people would actually pay to have sex with me...right after I said that she quickly responded..."I would!"

 

Made my day.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I take it u still had the tube sock stuffed in ur pants when u told her that???..............bonus I don't ever give a **** how she is to everyone else....she just not cute.......I'mma get a pic of me and her tomorrow and post it to all ya'll. Then u guys can tell me ur thoughts.

J