Well if you want to drink whiskey I would go with either Jack or Crown. Jack definitely has more taste but Crown is smoother. One of my favorites is Southern Comfort, a bourbon made in New Orleans. This stuff is not to sweet to make you sick but good enough to easily drink straight. If you were going to drink vodka just go with something cheap its almost all the same poor quality liqour. Gin, on the other hand, is great for mixing drinks but not for drinking straight. If you want to really get messed up go with tequila (te killya) perferably a brand that is 100% de agave. Meaning it is made from a cactus. If worst comes to worst get some wine. Ya pretty nasty to drink in large quantities, but it will get you easily as drunk as hard A. It's also not nearly as easy to get sick on or alcohol poisoning. As for beer I beleive Corona and lime to be a very fine beverage.