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OMFG yall, try some real sipping stock. Called whatever they happen to think of that day.
But best to keep it on da low. I like corn-made clear, but pink or blush peach/watermelon/orange shine is where it's at, ladies.
But for store-bought crap:
Vodka- Level or Belvedere Chopin
Whiskey- Fighting C0CK
Rum- 151 for obvious reasons(that shit burns like REAL liquor)
Scotch-- Is that a cleaning pad?
Gin-- NEVER
And BTW, dude was right, beer is ftw. But vodka is easiest on da breath, less you drinking homemade. Just a tiny hint of alcohol, claim diabetes and go on past em.