fav. movie quotes

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

" if you promise me you wont die, i'll have *** with you right now..

i promise i wont die" - team america world police

then the *** sceen fallowing those word's //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh:

" do you like to get handjob's

hell yea..

do you like to give hand job's....

fvck no!!...

well then ur a fvckin hypocrit.."- harold and kumar escape from gutamo bay

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

"ohh why dont you go home and cry yourself to sleep on your **** shaped pillow" waiting

 

[frankjuda 10+ year member]

"When the Fcuk Did we stop for ice cream?!?!?!?!?!?"-- the ringer

 

[tooloud4tv 10+ year member]

"'whatcha think i am HUH? A ******** worm like you!?" "I Told you I Told, Dont Phuck wit me!!, I Told you! No ******** kids!!!, NAW but you wouldnt listen!!! now look at you you stupid PHUCK!!!"

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

"Bullshit *******, nobody like the tuna here."

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

i live my life a quarter mile at a time. -fast/furious

chew big red, or FVCK YOU!!!!! -ricky bobbie

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you **** dicks?

Cowboy: Sir, no sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?

Cowboy: Sir, no sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would **** a person in the *** and not even have the ******* common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?

Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could **** a golfball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only ******s and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

FULL METAL JACKET!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

"plus, if you scratch our backs, well scratch yours,well juelz the funny thing about my back is,is that its located on my ****"

"CHICKA CHICKA YEAHHHHHH"

"Its a fairly common problem, something like 8% of kids have it"

Superbad

 

[djeazie 10+ year member]

"Hey Stew! Your rents due motherfukker! Dont be pullin that fallin down the stairs siht ya hear? You conscious?" (Coming to America) on of my favs

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

It's like a G-Dog on a fly tip. Flossin' wit da posse. Cuttin' in da crib.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

- Money Talks

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Classic.

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

English Motha****a..do You Speak It?

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

" youve been spending our rent money on hooker's..there not hooker's.

they message ur **** for money, i belive there's a word for that... hooker..

you're a hooker!!"- gramma's boy

" are you ready to check into a hotel under a phoney name with intent to commit capital fraud with a head full of acid"

" look what god just did maaan!" - fear and loutghing in las vegas.

"bubmble bee tuna.... you're ball's are showing"- ace ventura.

" what makes you think i wont cut you." - waiting

great fucking movie!

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

"hey dawg.....you gone eat your cornbread" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif......what movie????

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

Classic.

absolutely