eww i found a house centipede

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lawl no never seen that. but ive killed a few of them centapedes in my house before. they eat spiders and ants and other crap, so they arent too bad. spiders **** tho. centapedes dont really scre me, but for some reason - i am always finding ladybugs.

like once a week, a ladybug will fly and land on my monitor at like 2am.

*shrug*

spiders and centipedes are extremly common in most american homes.

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

This one time I was staying at my uncles house in Ohio out in the boondocks, I remember having a nighmare with spiders all over me and I coulden't get away. Then I woke up sweating horribly with a huge *** spider biting my shoulder.

Like this:

Then I used my ninja instinct and karate chopped it in half and grabbed my nunchucks to finish the job. True story.

 

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Last night I was attacked by a raccoon. I was walking peacefully into my garage and it felt cornered. So it hissed and started comting at me. I kicked the f*cker in the face and it ran around, hit a wall then went under our deck.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

yeah one time a scorpion crawled up into my dads bed and pinched him on the sack. that would even make chuck norris cry.
And another time, my dad woke up in the middle of the night and felt something in his ear. so, he put some rubbing alcohol in it and shook his head and one of those centipedes came out.

bahahahahahahaha

 

[bumpin_blazer 5,000+ posts]

Last night I was attacked by a raccoon. I was walking peacefully into my garage and it felt cornered. So it hissed and started comting at me. I kicked the f*cker in the face and it ran around, hit a wall then went under our deck.

dude raccoon's are nucking futs! i've had one attack me as it thought i was infringing on it's den or something. bastard gets under my deck and i'm infringing!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

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[NJack2AF 10+ year member]

lawl no never seen that. but ive killed a few of them centapedes in my house before. they eat spiders and ants and other crap, so they arent too bad. spiders **** tho. centapedes dont really scre me, but for some reason - i am always finding ladybugs.
like once a week, a ladybug will fly and land on my monitor at like 2am.

*shrug*

spiders and centipedes are extremly common in most american homes.

ladybugs ftw, they eat the bad bugs

 

[NJack2AF 10+ year member]

dude that thing is gross...

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

yeah we have cockroaches and normal house hold spiders. occasionally i'll see these small *** bugs with like 8-10 legs but no longer than maybe 5 cm long and they're grey. funky looking.

also, i was at my uncle's house in the country, and there was a scorpion on my bag..well i saw it, thought it was a normal bug, then swiped it off my bag with my hand. later my cousin's (girls) were screaming about a scorpion in the room (the one i swatted off my bag). i was lucky.

also found one in the bathroom at his house as well. got me paranoid when i'm there now.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

lol and u live in the city, unlike me that i liv in a ranch, i been stalking these 2 big a§§ mutated rats, and believe me their huge, they ate my moms parakeets lol, their like 63513543 feet long, w/o tail lol and like 35241354 pounds, huge mofo's but centipedes aint got sh¡t on these rats, lol

we have rats in our barn, and me and my dad either step on em or hit em with shovels.