EMBARRASSING- GF's mom caught me AC Slatering!

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3597281

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

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[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Funny, but bullshit. Wasn't that forum the one with that big drawn out piece of bullshit a long time ago?

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

wel

he should have just played it off..

you know

said something witty to relieve the tension...

all though I cant come up with anythig that would have saved the moment

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[SilverSquared 10+ year member]

Man...he was grabbing the tank....something to grip on to push harder, LMAO

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Funny, but bullshit. Wasn't that forum the one with that big drawn out piece of bullshit a long time ago?

idk //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

just saw it at Gorillamask

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

welhe should have just played it off..

you know

said something witty to relieve the tension...

all though I cant come up with anythig that would have saved the moment

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if only a bell had rang at that exact moment, im sure that would have saved him for sure...

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

if only a bell had rang at that exact moment, im sure that would have saved him for sure...

truth

 

[Freakshow 10+ year member]

So he was straddling the toilet?

That takes talent not to touch the sides of the bowl trust me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Had to be platestacker..........................just had too be him.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Had to be platestacker..........................just had too be him.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

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he doesnt post anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I liked the excess drama.. gave me something to read @ night

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

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he doesnt post anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I liked the excess drama.. gave me something to read @ night

he was such a badass too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

all 5'4 of him

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I miss Platestackers entertaining threads. Kept me alive during these busy midnight shifts at work, lol!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]