dying in your dream

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

wow don't get all butt hurt. I pissed my pants when I was a kid. You totalled a rental car because you're an idiot. We are even.

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

wow don't get all butt hurt. I pissed my pants when I was a kid. You totalled a rental car because you're an idiot. We are even.

lol now he says he was a kid alright Peabody. Yes i am an idiot for driving at that late, but i have my reasons, you on the other hand pissed your pants.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Never said I wasn't a kid. I was I think around 13 or so, but mine was a funny accident.... Yours not so much. You don't know how to drive at night? I still don't get that.

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

It's deja vu, you are going to die.

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

and then get buttfucked by the thing in your avatar.

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

Never said I wasn't a kid. I was I think around 13 or so, but mine was a funny accident.... Yours not so much. You don't know how to drive at night? I still don't get that.

Please dont contradict yourself at first the wreck was funny now its not, make up your mind. You know how to use a toilet? I think thats alot more simple than driving at 2 in the morning across country. I mean 13 years old and still pissing pants come on.

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

and then get buttfucked by the thing in your avatar.

seriously that thing, and i call it a thing because i don't know if its a man,woman, or cyborg , is a beast!

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Please dont contradict yourself at first the wreck was funny now its not, make up your mind. You know how to use a toilet? I think thats alot more simple than driving at 2 in the morning across country. I mean 13 years old and still pissing pants come on.

Ok, it's funny to me, but shouldn't be for you. I know I was too old to be pissing my pants at 13, but I think it's funny. Want to know another time I pissed my pants? I was about 21 years old. Got wasted the night before, and woke up with no underwear on. I go into the bathroom and my boxers are on the floor all wet, and the flower pot was in the bathtub. Impressive eh? Don't remember any of it.

Heres the clincher though. I'm not retarded enough to park my car on the interstate hangin out far enough to get hit by another car. I pee pants, you almost kill people.

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

Ok, it's funny to me, but shouldn't be for you. I know I was too old to be pissing my pants at 13, but I think it's funny. Want to know another time I pissed my pants? I was about 21 years old. Got wasted the night before, and woke up with no underwear on. I go into the bathroom and my boxers are on the floor all wet, and the flower pot was in the bathtub. Impressive eh? Don't remember any of it.
Heres the clincher though. I'm not retarded enough to park my car on the interstate hangin out far enough to get hit by another car. I pee pants, you almost kill people.

Obviously you are retarded enough to assume someone would park a car on the interstate, the car was not mobile so now i see you can't read. BTW your story contradicts itself by saying you dont remember any of it and knowing you pissed your pants. So we now know you have a blatter control problem or you like peeing on yourself.

I do feel bad though that the insurance said it was the guys fault for speeding since my flashers were on and he hit the car. so Good try.

 

[BobbyDD 10+ year member]

Get a room you two.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

Get a room you two.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

so he cant wet the bed...I think not!

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Never died, but woke up thinking I murdered someone.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

I have died once in my dreams was terrible woke up in sweat and startled. Most of the time i usually wake right before. I died in my girls arms to was sad.

This niqqa woke up and put on some

I just diiiieeedddd in your armmsss tonnnnniiiightTt

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif lol

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

This niqqa woke up and put on some

I just diiiieeedddd in your armmsss tonnnnniiiightTt

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif lol

how did you know? That was the song playing in the background as i drifted aways

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

how did you know? That was the song playing in the background as i drifted aways

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