Douchbag room mate slashes tires

so the druggie found out that they were planning on moving out on him so the druggie slashed their tires. Then the 3 w/ the slashed tires are too pussy to do some ***-whoopin'
Gay story.
We kick his *** we can be the ones ending up in jail and or with charges being pressed against us. We don;t want to do anything that would set us afoul with the law in case he does something else we can prove and he gets in trouble for it.

 
you dont just one day turn into a drug addict loser. that would slash his "friends" tires. i think ur just a bad judge of character.
sorry to sound like a dick but people just dont do stuff like this out of the blue. i still say you did something to deserve it.
Freshman year all he did was drink, last year he only smoked pot once in a very long while so we resigned the lease last March or so with him. Over last summer, once we had already signed the lease, he started doing a lot of drugs and became a huge douche. We had no chance to get out of it as the lease was already signed.

 
Douchbag room mate found beaten and bloodied with brookstick broke off in his azz. Just a thought:) Reminds of John Travolta's line in Pulp Fiction something a bout a dickless piece of shit touching another mans car.

 
We kick his *** we can be the ones ending up in jail and or with charges being pressed against us. We don;t want to do anything that would set us afoul with the law in case he does something else we can prove and he gets in trouble for it.
u big pusssy.... go to sleep.. and stfu..

 
Well there is a slight possibility it may not have been him as someone else in the complex who none of us know at all had it happen to him too but it wasn't flat enough to notice this morning.

 
if you dont beat his *** one principle, youll be banned.

Or you could do this:

1.)One night get him really waster/high on opiates so he cannot move.

2.)Have your two roommates hold him down.

3.)Have a syringe filled with a colored substance (water,whatever, just so it looks colored and evil) and inject him with it while the two roommates hold him down.

4.)Tell him if he does not pay for the tires, you will not give him the antidote.

5.)???

6.)Profit

 
maybe he was on some drug's and he tripped out:crazy: and the tire's on ur guy's car where taunting him.. so he felt he had to shank em??//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
either way. i would have givin him a good beat down by now...
another salvia trip gone wrong!!

 
if you dont beat his *** one principle, youll be banned.
Or you could do this:

1.)One night get him really waster/high on opiates so he cannot move.

2.)Have your two roommates hold him down.

3.)Have a syringe filled with a colored substance (water,whatever, just so it looks colored and evil) and inject him with it while the two roommates hold him down.

4.)Tell him if he does not pay for the tires, you will not give him the antidote.

5.)???

6.)Profit
or if he did it or not.. still beat his ***.. that's my vote...

 
Well there is a slight possibility it may not have been him as someone else in the complex who none of us know at all had it happen to him too but it wasn't flat enough to notice this morning.
So this was all an accusation. You're a jerk.

 
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