Don't sell cocaine to cops...

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

...cause you'll probably get arrested. Who woulda guessed?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11204153/from/RS.4/

ORLANDO, Fla. - Deputy Ed Johnson was in uniform. He was also sitting in a marked patrol car. So he was surprised when a man approached him and allegedly offered to sell him some cocaine.

Michael Garibay, 34, of Orlando, walked up to Johnson’s car at a gas station Friday and asked the Orange County deputy if he was “straight,” arrest records say.

When Johnson said that he was, Garibay asked, “Do you know what that means? ... It means do you want to buy some cocaine.”

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Johnson said “yes,” and Garibay pulled out a plastic bag containing several pieces of flat white rock substances and asked for cash, records show.

The deputy took the bag and arrested Garibay after the contents tested positive for cocaine, according to the records.

Garibay was being held in lieu of $7,500 bail on charges of possession of cocaine with intent to distribute, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.

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[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

that title is comedy, so is the story //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[imaspaceguy90 10+ year member]

ha pwned

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Darwin Award for him.

 

[bjfish11 5,000+ posts]

it takes a complete moran to do that

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

it takes a complete moran to do that

moron*

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

moron*

I think he did that on porpise. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

they need the death penalty for those kind of people. like a shot of chlorine in the gene pool.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

wow.........

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

Yea, people sell drugs to cops here all the time, but nobody is ever booked for it. That is why our law enforcement sux, half of them smoke pot on the job //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I think he just wanted a quick way to get a plunger in his ass

 

[mikey060 10+ year member]

Yea, people sell drugs to cops here all the time, but nobody is ever booked for it. That is why our law enforcement sux, half of them smoke pot on the job //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

you must feel safe...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

too serve and protect my ***

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

I think he just wanted a quick way to get a plunger in his ass

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[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

you must feel safe...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif
too serve and protect my ***

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif Lol, I feel real safe

There is only one straight cop in on our law enforcement, however he is like 70 years old and doesn't know what he is doing half the time.

However, our cop cars have the brighest blue lights in the world //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

serve and protect my *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

Fixed. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif