Dominos pizza promotes premarital ***...

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Who the **** actually cares about premarital *** anyways? I mean, around here, it has to be less than 10%.

Also, you guys are all wrong, because Todaro's Pizza is the best.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I knew a guy who believed that.
His words: "We don't believe in premarital ***, so I do her in the butt."

...they were Christians.

Just thinking of him saying that gets me rolling every time.

Two girls that were a grade ahead of me in high school thought the same thing. Only let guys stick it in their pooper.

 

[akizzle 10+ year member]

if all of your hook ups were from dominos, i am forced to assume they were all fatties.

drugs

 

[WillyG4444 10+ year member]

I think it's better to teach safe *** than abstinence until you're married. I hate those **** commercials about parents telling kids to wait. It's sad schools get paid more if they teach abstinence instead of safe ***.

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

Pizza Hut sucks. They charge for their "free delivery" now, and you definitely won't get it for a while. I ordered a pizza and some wings once from them at 7:30pm after a few hours I called back and the ***** said that they had a 3 hour window to deliver. I waited and it showed up at 10:49pm cold and without wings.

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

I always go pick up my pizza if i order it. Carry out is so much easier...

 

[bumpincrv 10+ year member]

i deliver pizza never been late once ahha

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

my room mate used to deliver pizza. he got fired because he is a lazy ******. but thats been discussed in other threads.

he did not deliver for dominos though, so he is not one of satans helpers.

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

I always go pick up my pizza if i order it. Carry out is so much easier...

Definitely the way to go.